I was staying at my friend's place over the weekend. We were getting drunk in her bedroom, she has a bunk bed and she was on the bottom bunk with her boyfriend and I was on the top sharing a bottle of vodka with my best friend (who has had a massive gay crush on me for ages). It was pretty obvious that my friend and her boyfriend were doing something ******, I'm pretty sure I heard her sucking his ****. I'm not sure how it happened but somehow my best friend ended up sucking my ****, he was at it than any woman I've had do it; both of them.
We was trying to keep it quiet but I was pretty close to coming and I couldn't help myself, I let out a great big UNNNGGGGHHHHH. That made my friend stand up because she is a nosey ***** and I'm sure she wants me and him to go out, so I held his head down there because I didn't want her seeing my ****. It was right when I was about to ********e too, so I grabbed the base of my **** as hard as I could to stop it coming out. I'm sure she sensed that I didn't want her seeing my **** so she said that she was going to tickle him.
She started getting closer and I didn't want some reflex making him bite down on my *****, so I moved his head away and accidentally lost my vice grip on my *****. About half of the *** landed on her face, I think she actually tasted some of it. Luckily she found it hilarious.
Her boyfriend seemed okay with it at the time, but he was a bit off for the rest of the time there and I'm sure they had a big argument yesterday.
So my question is, how would you react if someone ********ed on your loved ones face in a non-****** manner?
You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game.
Wake up. Get on Xfire.
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Oh my ****ing god. hello.
No, no - I am of the same opinion. If it feels good man, do it!
Happy holidays Niels! Hope things are goin great for ya this season! We should destroy some stuff in a celebratory manner sometime soon. Yes.
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I miss you.
and accept my mother****in friendship or face punishment.
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