Albatross
only exposed

i want ur baby...wait what? wait a minute wernt u spawned?

I was just raising my voice, not yelllering or such, jsut raising my voice

I DONT remember!!!!!!111
ask pete031

Wouldn't it be "Ministry of Beer"?

You are here by the minister of the department of Beer.

I was having dinner with Michelle and some of her friends. Her friend told me she walked in on her husband mid-fap, and then he sat down and I asked "you got caught mid-fap?" Everyone at the table looked at me like I was full on retarded. It was hilarious. On top of it all, they were her work friends and I still told everyone what fap meant. I was crying from the laughter.

oh dear, i was making fap jokes at work the other day, and nobody got them, so i told them, then they laughed.

lol... I wake up between 5:00 and 5:30 M-F. I need an hour of coffee & cigs... also like to get to class early. Weekends I'll sleep till 8:00 maybe 9:00

Thanks dude. I try.

Aha, clever man, thought i might get you with that one