Archive Thread 7- Have you ever accidently **** your pants in a public place?

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Hilarious!

also i have never **** my pants in public unless I was an infant

its shat...not ****..

nice topic rofl

Got a mate who’s a GP. All of a sudden there’s a commotion in reception and he gets called to help out because some dodgery old git has fallen down outside the practice. As he gets outside he sees all the nurses running back into the surgery. Its seems that the old fart was riding his bicycle near the practice when he felt a real sizzla coming down his sigmoid.

He had chucked his bike onto the pavement and tried to run into the surgery to use the toilet but slipped on the flagstone path. The receptionist saw this and went out to help with some nurses. As they picked him up thinking he was just a patient coming for his appointment one of his cycle clips came off his ankles.

The nurses on noticing some strange slurry seeping out of his trousers leg slowly twigged it wasn’t Bistow and that this guy was not a patient. So they did a runner a let my mate take care of him. My mate gagged all the way to the toilet, with this guy leaving a trail of marmite on the carpet and all the flies getting their knives and forks out.

An hour later the old fart came out their toilet when a relative came to pick him up. Apparently the toilet looked rather “frothy”.

scrybe you have my vote! that is by far the funniest phucking **** story i have ever heard. :D

thanks for that well written thesis into your amazing experience. i will post it on my own board so that others may experience, albeit vicariously, what you experienced.

by the way, i like the way you handled that situation. if that ever happened to me, i'd probably curl up into the foetal position and wait for the fire department to rescue my sorry ass...

cheers.

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scrybe, that was some seriously funny ****! I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair.

Just to clarify again guys, that did NOT happen to me. I'm glad you enjoy the story as much as I did though.

Yeah right, it´s always "some other guy´s" **** story. ;)

I knew a guy in school who **** his pants in class , he went to walk out and there was a long peice of crap sticking out a hole in his pants. And from then on his nick-name was "Cockass".

Scrybe, incredible post. LazyLob, your post was a little like watching Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels for the first time. I didn't understand half of the slang you were using, but by the end I had the gist. Also a very funny post. Lets keep these accidentally **** in your pants stories coming fellas.

[quote=Clete Torres]Scrybe, incredible post. LazyLob, your post was a little like watching Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels for the first time. I didn't understand half of the slang you were using, but by the end I had the gist. Also a very funny post. Lets keep these accidentally **** in your pants stories coming fellas.[/quote]

Clete, I feel honoured and yes, a very good post Scrybe. I pissed myself.

i dont know if i should laugh, cry or vomit.

I truly believe "clete torres" is jack mehoff or a raelian clone of jack.

Listen **** mook, you don't have any idea what you're talking about.