Alright, this topic is taylor-made for me
For those who don't know me, or who would be surprised by my sayings : I'm currently serving in the Legion, in operations in Central African Republic. I'll send pictures by the beginning of 2008.
Facts :
-the best, eternal all-times adventurers are anglo-saxon. With their countries being deployed in Irak and Afghanistan, and the Legion just doing the same operations as the normal French Army (=basically a couple of shows of force in Africa), what Army will these adventurers choose ?
-let's face it, the Legion is militarily BAD, because it works on the French model : nothing, NO-THING is standardised, no SOP's, no clear rules, no means (our company had to borrow money from an african contingent last week in order for us to be paid), no leadership (I'll talk about it later), no equipment... The soldiers under 5 years of service are continuously fvcked in the @ss, we have to buy our complete kit, we have to buy gear which becomes forbidden to carry as soon as the regiment commander changes (every 2 years), our field bonuses are always underestimated because somebody somewhere always forgets to account a couple of days spent on the field, etc etc...
So, those who join to become good soldiers (MOST OF THEM UE CITIZENS) usually leave before the 6 months test period. I considered it myself too after 3 months in the Legion.
-leadership is french style, which means that leadership is understood as an opportunity to avoid responsibilities and to live as quiet as possible. Organisation is disastrous, for example a platoon needs a whole morning for each one of its soldiers to shoot 40 rounds, or a whole morning for 20 guys to register at the beginning of a course, etc etc...
-The Legion is NOT hard, any Army in the world is harder in terms of physical stress, lack of sleep, etc. What' s really hard in the Legion is the mood (lazy people always complaining, treating our superiors as if they were gods), the stupid, senseless rules (no car, no credit card, no computer, no telephone contract, no permission to go out, no marriage), and knowing that you're bound to this for 5 years !
That's why people only stay in the Legion for financial and social benefits, MOST OF THEM EASTERN EUROPE CITIZENS, most of them unable to do anything else and very, very stupid.