MP.net Dumbarse of the week 05 - 09 Feb 07

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

What is it with the crackers lately?

Whatever.

Allah and mohammed can suck my **** for all I care. I've read the unholy koran 2 times and I've found no examples of compassion or mercy that muslims say are characteristics of allah, when they proclaim..."Allah, the all compassionate and merciful".

And no, I'm not christian.

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Alphonse

MP.net Dumbarse of the week

05 - 09 Feb 07

He doesn't think much of Africans either. Ironic really.

[Pidyon Shevuyim]

cangrats Alphonse!!!

[Morboute]

How could i miss that guy!

good choice again... who came in 2nd?

[Ghostryder]

Good on this man, and all he's done for MP.net

Speach Alphonse, let us all be graced by your musings!

[IraGlacialis]

That was quick.

[Pandy]

Wow.... damn.

[Clete Torres]

What is it with the crackers lately?

crack·er
n.
1. A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.
2. One that cracks, especially:
a. A firecracker.
b. A small cardboard cylinder covered with decorative paper that holds candy or a party favor and pops when a paper strip is pulled at one or both ends and torn.
c. The apparatus used in the cracking of petroleum.
d. One who makes unauthorized use of a computer, especially to tamper with data or programs.
3. Offensive
a. Used as a disparaging term for a poor white person of the rural, especially southeast United States.
b. Used as a disparaging term for a white person.

[Bia]

crack·er
n.
1. A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.
2. One that cracks, especially:
a. A firecracker.
b. A small cardboard cylinder covered with decorative paper that holds candy or a party favor and pops when a paper strip is pulled at one or both ends and torn.
c. The apparatus used in the cracking of petroleum.
d. One who makes unauthorized use of a computer, especially to tamper with data or programs.
3. Offensive
a. Used as a disparaging term for a poor white person of the rural, especially southeast United States.
b. Used as a disparaging term for a white person.

:Thumbs up

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[Clete Torres]

Is the term cracker as bad as the the "N" word? No it's not. But if I have to explain to Ngati why it's still offensive than fucking forget it.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Oh, see, I was using it in the context of a thin waffer like biscuit. As in people of certain persuasions tend to be somewhat...fragile.

As in breaking strain of a...


That's why I called WetKnife one. To play up the irony, what with him being so, er, thick, and all. I thought that would have been obvious seeing as he is from NYC.

But maybe subtle irony is lost on certain people. Or maybe they need to blow their nose, dry their eyes and harden the **** up.

Nice try at payback though, cleet.

Next time try harder.

[Johnny_H02]

we gona see a fight 'ere boys!

[Ghostryder]

Guys, guys, we've got a dumbarse to scorn, let's unite against the capitalist pig.

Oh and ngati, wetknife was from longisland, not NYC, big difference.

[Danik]

Good on this man, and all he's done for MP.net

Speach Alphonse, let us all be graced by your musings!

Wow that was fast! Ghostryder passed along the info, and within 10 minutes Alphonse was already dumb ass of the week. Ngati knows all about operations management.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Had to tighten up the sensor to shooter loop.

Too many prospects getting suspended or banned before I could get a shot away.

[Ghostryder]

Had to tighten up the sensor to shooter loop.

Too many prospects getting suspended or banned before I could get a shot away.

I'm in a loop?

Gee Wizz!