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    Hello,

    Today in my history class we were having a debate regarding canada's role in Afghanistan. I made a very controvorsial point saying that Canadian forces are very poorly trained and obsolete, and is not mature enough yet in international peacekeeping, as evident by the high canadian casulties compared to other NATO forces. Then just before the class was about to end, I made a statement that "even the Waffen SS panzer division could defeat modern Canadian army." The professor just smiled and said we will discuss this next class. So, what do you guys all think about my point? Heres my argument.

    1) While the leopard tanks canada use has an advantage in speed and agility, the Waffen SS's King Tiger have a much great range, allowing it to destory any leopard tanks in the open afghanistan fields.

    2) To counter canada's artillery, the Waffen SS would use the "dora railway gun" and v2 rockets to aniliate whatever field artilierry canada can put up.

    3) The waffen-SS is clearly more disciplined and skilled than the drunken teenage canadian troops. The waffen SS has exprience fighting in the harsh Stalingrad campaign, while the only thing canada has is fighting taliban with small arms. Unlike canadian soldiers, SS troops are brave and fight to the last bullet.

    4) Although canada possess the f-18, the luftwaffe's Me bf-109 outnumbers the F-18 in the number of 1000-1. the f-18 will literally run out of bullets while the bf-109 blasts it into pieces with its cannon.

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    The biggest tool to ever post on MPnet.

    If you are not kidding, you should consider to not reproduce yourself. Thanks.

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    how did you survive here for so long?????

    have you ever got nominated for DAOTW award??
    I got the feeling you teacher is ready to give you one

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawrenceofArabia View Post
    Hello,

    Today in my history class we were having a debate regarding canada's role in Afghanistan. I made a very controvorsial point saying that Canadian forces are very poorly trained and obsolete, and is not mature enough yet in international peacekeeping, as evident by the high canadian casulties compared to other NATO forces. Then just before the class was about to end, I made a statement that "even the Waffen SS panzer division could defeat modern Canadian army." The professor just smiled and said we will discuss this next class. So, what do you guys all think about my point? Heres my argument.

    1) While the leopard tanks canada use has an advantage in speed and agility, the Waffen SS's King Tiger have a much great range, allowing it to destory any leopard tanks in the open afghanistan fields.

    2) To counter canada's artillery, the Waffen SS would use the "dora railway gun" and v2 rockets to aniliate whatever field artilierry canada can put up.

    3) The waffen-SS is clearly more disciplined and skilled than the drunken teenage canadian troops. The waffen SS has exprience fighting in the harsh Stalingrad campaign, while the only thing canada has is fighting taliban with small arms. Unlike canadian soldiers, SS troops are brave and fight to the last bullet.

    4) Although canada possess the f-18, the luftwaffe's Me bf-109 outnumbers the F-18 in the number of 1000-1. the f-18 will literally run out of bullets while the bf-109 blasts it into pieces with its cannon.

    LoL, funniest thing I've read all day.

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    I came in looking for a fight and found a wind-up

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawrenceofArabia View Post
    The professor just smiled and said we will discuss this next class.
    i think he meant stfu noob........

    ALSO, stop giving lawrenceofarabia a bad name

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    I remember you!! you the greek student in Ottawa that doesnt want to go back to Greece in fear of conscription , how is the on line simulator training going for Greek air force???

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    How about "Larry-of-lesser-Arabia"?
    Or just "Larry"

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    I made a very controvorsial point saying that Canadian forces are very poorly trained and obsolete
    I stopped right there.

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    Is this guy f*cking joking? Excuse while I shoot myself in the head because of such a JOKE.. that's all this is.. a huge JOKE. Get your head out of your ass.

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    can you actually dumbarse for a thread you originally start? I'm guessing you can?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilDogHopeful View Post
    Is this guy f*cking joking? Excuse while I shoot myself in the head because of such a JOKE.. that's all this is.. a huge JOKE. Get your head out of your ass.
    noonononono DDH, let him keep it there, check his profile, threads started, second from the bottom, have a laugh

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    It's quite obvious that LawrenceofArabia is the most total **** to ever grace this site. What a witless indivudual.


    ****ing useless waste of oxygen. **** off ad hang yourself, **** head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawrenceofArabia View Post
    I made a very controvorsial point saying that Canadian forces are very poorly trained and obsolete, and is not mature enough yet in international peacekeeping, as evident by the high canadian casulties compared to other NATO forces.
    Your rationale is seriously flawed.

    Canadian troops have positioned themselves on the Eastern Front of fighting in Hemland Province and the Pakistani Tribal Frontier where the Taliban and AQ retreats to and reappears from. Thus the casualties.

    Meanwhile, ze Germans are playing with their Glockenspiel in Kabul and focusing on reconstruction project in the rear.


    Quote Originally Posted by LawrenceofArabia View Post
    .run out of bullets while the bf-109 blasts it into pieces with its cannon.

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