my parents have a chihuahua i grew up with, she is awesome
His name is Duke. He's a big pussy, but he's a great dog.
these are my pets
Oh lawd. ....
Results of what happens when a Lab and a Basset hound get jiggy.
My dog being molested. BY A FRIKKIN' PUPPY!! The puppy humped him for 3 hours straight before he went into his cage and the puppy didn't follow. Why he didn't go into his cage, I don't know. All he tried to do was run away (the chain not helping things), but he could have just gone in his cage and the puppy wouldn't follow him in. The puppy was unable to walk afterwards, and when my dog was taken in, he was sticky all over (the puppy was indiscriminate where he was humping; my dog would just knock him off, and he would still be humping at nothing and look like he was having a spaz attack).
The perp (this was before the humping began; he was scared of my dog at first). I didn't know who he belonged to.
He was a nice dog; just a bit horny.
My pet...
(Hides...)
My oldest dog is going a bit senile. He does that air humping thing too. He tried humping me once when I was trying to get something from under a chair. The bit I found most disturbing was the way he slowly put his paw around me and under my stomach and took a firm hold. Dirty boy!
Originally Posted by IraGlacialis
you sir, have a gay dog. you should take it to the vet immediately and have it destroyed.
haha
thats so f*cked up dude. LOL
He's not gay and he wasn't enjoying it. He just... doesn't.... know how to say "no".
*Bows head in shame.* Must be the lack of nuts that has made him into a pansy.
The puppy was definately gay.
keep telling yourself that.
Hey, I did disown him for a few days afterwards.
And at least he isn't like cosimo's dog.
My rationalizations shall beat your libelous accusations!
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