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    http://www.funker530.com/hilarious-i...raining-video/

    ISIS demonstrating their Special Forces...

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    As my old instructor used to say " I have never been attacked by a tile or board, so i see little value in learning how to punch them".

    Funny video was funny. Its so cute how they all move at the same time in the courtyard.

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    They're all riding the short bus already, must take a unique kind of special to qualify for these "units".

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    Quote Originally Posted by T3ngu View Post
    As my old instructor used to say " I have never been attacked by a tile or board, so i see little value in learning how to punch them".

    Funny video was funny. Its so cute how they all move at the same time in the courtyard.
    A misplaced IED could take them out like dominoes.

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    Must be a nice target from above this white cars convoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T3ngu View Post
    As my old instructor used to say " I have never been attacked by a tile or board, so i see little value in learning how to punch them".
    Quite a many serious schools of training use board breaking etc as part of their process... Its not a question of learning how to hit them as it is doing so without hesitation which might normally come from striking a hard object. Then it goes on to further extremes with People hitting different objects..... In the end I wouldn't take anyone doing so as necessarily 'training' but as Demonstrative Purposes...

    Funny video was funny. Its so cute how they all move at the same time in the courtyard.
    Hahaha Yeah, and I loved Bush Man, if ISIS have any social media awareness they'll elevate that guy to some form of meme status

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    I've never before witnessed anything so overwhelmingly pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hildemel View Post
    http://www.funker530.com/hilarious-i...raining-video/

    ISIS demonstrating their Special Forces...
    I liked the guy who wore the shrub.

    However, his black uniform kinda ruined the effect

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    Top comment on that link:

    so their special forces training is the everyday life of an 8 year old in the summer. hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hildemel View Post
    http://www.funker530.com/hilarious-i...raining-video/

    ISIS demonstrating their Special Forces...
    I think I recognise the Pumse 1 from Taekwondo there (@1:40), haven't seen that in a long long time, I did some Taekwondo when i was 12. That's like the first thing your learn before you're allowed to get the yellow belt (IIRC).

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    he do van dam

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    Quote Originally Posted by joka View Post
    I think I recognise the Pumse 1 from Taekwondo there (@1:40), haven't seen that in a long long time, I did some Taekwondo when i was 12. That's like the first thing your learn before you're allowed to get the yellow belt (IIRC).
    He just needs that black st ri pe.

    source: 1st dan black belt. I quit some time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hildemel View Post
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    ISIS demonstrating their Special Forces...
    Even Turkish Rambo is laughing at that pile of p00s

    Better the Keystone cops version of SF for ISIS than decent capability.

    Maybe it's part of a complex psy-op to lull us into a false sense of security.

    All I can hope is that first cousins keep marrying first cousins for an idiocaliphate.

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    a single A-10 on that convoy and its BBQ time.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    Even Turkish Rambo is laughing at that pile of p00s

    Better the Keystone cops version of SF for ISIS than decent capability.

    Maybe it's part of a complex psy-op to lull us into a false sense of security.

    All I can hope is that first cousins keep marrying first cousins for an idiocaliphate.
    I get the feeling ISIS is what Crusader Kings II would descend into if military effectiveness was directly connected to inbreeding

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