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    Bar Fly, Junior Sleuth and MP.Net flat-pack furniture consultant.
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    ...was used by SEAL's, as well as some lunch my mom packed me for the upcoming battle...

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    ..., armed with my trusty potatoe gun...

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    Duck Hunter Extraordinaire & Wodka taster for The League of Cantankerous Old Farts Jurpula's Avatar
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    ...I rode deep in to the heart of the battle...

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    Bar Fly, Junior Sleuth and MP.Net flat-pack furniture consultant.
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    ...with plastic BB's whizzing past my head...

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    ....suddenly I heard a noise, it was my mom. She wanted...

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    ...to bring me some Oreo's and milk to...

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    ...tactically resupply my 1337 team and me inside my little sister's Playskool clubhouse, err..bunker, yeah, bunker...

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    MP.net Dumbarse of the week 27 - 31 Aug 2007. Bullcrap central, REMF specialist. Got no capital letters.
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    First off, I'd like to thank everybody for giving me the opportunity to win this award. Its taken me a long time to come this far. I'd like to thank my drunken mother, who taught me that no matter what flavor the coffee is when I buy it from the crack-addicted motherless **********, to drink deep from the cup. And to my dad, who was always there to show me that no matter how hard I try, everybody loses in the end. And to you guys. My adoration and respect goes out to everybody who nominated me for this award. May someday my e-popularity and Forum-Savvy'ness be as fines' and refined as all of you. May I live to see the day where a .net domain takes presence over normal life, and I can honestly say that I have succeeded in life by having 10'000+ posts. I can only hope in my wildest, Ambien-altered nightmares, to be as successful, and respected in life, as the far-superior beings that govern my life while enjoying the alternate-reality that is militaryphotos.net. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest my armpits forever...and ever...and ever. Thankyou, and Godspeed.

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    And it only took you two months to come up with your acceptance speech. You are special!

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    MP.net Dumbarse of the week 27 - 31 Aug 2007. Bullcrap central, REMF specialist. Got no capital letters.
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    I dwindled in Heroine usage after the flaming I recieved, and finally dived into full blown Methamphetamine usage to escape the ultimate reality which was my wholly unfulfulling, self-degrading masichisticly demonic way of petering through the day-to-day drudgery or washing dishes in the bus-stop mexicano joint only to find out that my dog was cheating on me with my boss. You say it took me 2 months...well if a mother abandons her Thai cuisine dish of malashian hooker brains, is she at fault?

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    Great to see that you care about it so much that you made the effort.

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    First one of it's kind is it not?

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