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    Default Jenkem...the latest drug craze?...

    I heard this on the radio and subseqently found an article on it. If it's true, it's probably the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.

    http://www.associatedcontent.com/art..._inhalant.html

    Jenkem is also commonly known under the names of Winnie, mighty, butthash and even devil's chocolate. As an inhalant of noxious fumes, jenkem is created using human feces and human urine, fermented in a jar, capturing the gas in the top of the jar or in a balloon, and then inhaling the fumes to elicit a high.

    The story I heard on the radio said that the euphoria produced by Jenkem can last hours but it leaves a sewage taste in the mouth for a couple of days.

    Pack your bags fellas...Armegeddon is comin' soon.

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    How the hell does someone discover this?
    What once began on the streets of Africa has made its way into high schools across the United States.
    Nevermind.

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    This is new to me. I know that Genkem is a popular thing to sniff on the streets here, but that's glue, any chance this has been distorted somehow?

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    They need to have more constructive ways to spend their time.I also blame peer pressure.

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    So basically kids like to smell ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuntman View Post
    So basically kids like to smell ass?

    Only the cool kids.

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    I remember reading about this last year, but I don't think we have to worry about it here in the US. There are still plenty of much less disgusting ways to get high readily available.

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    The new big drug here is "Cake". Here is a news report on it...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

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    Great show Gypsum.

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    I just had an intell sheet on this cross my desk the other day. I'm amazed at what some muppet will do to get high - sniffing sh*t.

    Sending narcs out to "buy some sh*t" now has a whole new meaning. We can now start arresting local skells for possession with intent to distribute jenkem, it's like jacking some mope for "possession of rape tools". The street monsters on midnights are gonna have a ball...I wish I was operational.

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    Cake is an old drug, but only recently has it transcended beyond the mainstream to become Americas most lethal killer.

    Many Americans suffer from cake addiction. Unlike other drugs, cake affects people in a slower fashion. The primary effect of this potent substance is obesity. Its high doses of concentrated cholesterol are absorbed into the human body causing severe tissue growth, and stretching of the skin.

    Addicts are categorized by weight, ranging between 100 kilograms and 3 metric tons. As mentioned before the weight gain effect occurs gradually, resulting in obesity before the user takes notice.

    To complement this effect, an additive called "icing on the cake" is used, which causes a chemical imbalance directly affecting the brain leading the cake junkie to believe they are still attractive. This can be controlled with the use of mirrors, however studies show many addicts sell these items to acquire more cake.

    Additional side effects include diarrhea (commonly known as mudbutt), excessive sweating, inability to locate ones *****/******, a longing for more cake, loss of movement, cannibalism, marriage to horrendously unattractive individuals, tilted homes, frequent vehicle breakdowns, cardiac arrests, involuntary lapses of sanity, strangulation by unreplaced clothing, and occasional lower back pain.

    An example of a cake addict.


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    The cake is a lie

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    This sniffing sh*t to get high is a joke right.I think it is BS

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    wow that's just ****ing disgusting

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    So disgusting. Why don't they just huff paint?

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