* NEW * Favorite Quotes from MP.net thread *

[Aerosoul]

All them sucka ass hataz can eat a FAT ****. Ronnie RizNee FatNutz RAYGUN on the gold plated 1s and 2s cold 'rockin the wheels of steel.

Yeah.

Some guy said "Come and see my set, I'm going to be spinning." And I'm all like, "Say 'somethin 'bout my mother, I'll make you feel like you 'spinnin now."

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[kawaiku]

^ what in the hell?!

[Gleipnir]

well my English will not good I admit it but my point is

(my 5-year-old brother understands it)

I believe that I made a mistake and finished in a clowns' forum

this is an atypical or unusual use for me!

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[Echo300]

Strangely (you did take it out of context), I'm completely able to understand what he's trying to say.

DON'T MAKE ME PROVE IT.

[Gleipnir]

Me too, 12345678910 just doesn't look that great

[Echo300]

Ah.

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[Soldat_Américain]

It's like a moron wankfest in here.

The Atypical CJ that always gets a laugh out of me.

[Soldat_Américain]

This has to be the best tinfoil helmet type quote I have ever seen:

The guard has become defacto regular Army. The guard was not formed to be sent overseas and fight in offensive ops, They were formed to protect the states. The Constitution says that we should have a strong militia to protect the people from all enemy's. The guard will not protect us from a government gone mad. The militias will. Our forefathers wrote it that way because thats exactly what they feared after being ruled over with an iron fist of the King of England. Our government no longer does the American peoples bidding and Obama is not even American. Ask yourself why he has paid millions to hide that fact. He has never shown anyone a birth certificate. He showed a certificate of live birth witch i can get for a few bucks. He was and is a citizen of Indonesia. Indonesia did not have dual citizenship then so he could not have been American first. He has lived in Indonesia, Kenya and Pakistan. Yet you think everything is all hunky dory?

It wasn't in a thread but in my visitor messages.

[Hennie the Great]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...postcount=1935

And i always thought F22 could hover!?

[walford]

I would be remiss if this gem were not included:

I'm currently hating having to superglue my balls back together. Now that it's been a week and I'm fairly sure I'm not going to die, I can tell the tale of how I superglued my ballsack back together....

...Now a week later and my magnificent balls have repelled the unsightly band-aid that ruined their good looks - and I haven't sprung a leak. I must say it's a bit unnerving to think my balls could be spraying blood at any given moment, but they seem to be no worse for wear. The image of my bloody private parts is cemented in my mind...it's caused several unexplainable dreams that I've had a hard time coping with. Usually they involve me having a mangina, and I'm all bloody, and there are hockey pucks, calculators and Hot Wheels coming out of it. I don't know it just feels right, you know? My nightmares notwithstanding, I highly recommend this home remedy for anybody with exploding balls, though I'll deny ever mentioning it if somebody dies.

[walford]

So effing wrong, but so funny...

After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomed Farrah and told her she could have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!

Back on earth at that very moment Michael Jackson dropped dead.

Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what he wanted. Michael said he needed someone to make a pitch for him to God.

Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...

[T-5 Killer]

o god i have a *****

LOL honesty can be funny

[walford]

In or out of context, a gem:

Dude, its about Swedish lesbians. If you want pictures of lesbians sucking manjuice out of some kind of sperm bank machine, you will have to go to Japan.

[ShotOver]

I found this one on my computer from awhile back, was pretty funny.

[gaz]

One of my all time favourites. So much in fact that I accidentally bumped the two year old thread for it.

A professor at the University of Tokyo has developed an optical camouflage system that makes a special reflective material seemingly disappear, including the wearer! The picture on the coat is made by a viewfinder which puts together the moving images behind the wearer. It's hoped the technology will be useful for surgeons to be able to see through their hands and tools and also for pilots so the cockpit floor will be transparent for landings.

I'm not buying it. Plus anybody who puts the word "sniper" in their username has got to be an asshole. I'm going to be watching you buddy.