This has to be the best tinfoil helmet type quote I have ever seen:
Originally Posted by drunken sailor
The guard has become defacto regular Army. The guard was not formed to be sent overseas and fight in offensive ops, They were formed to protect the states. The Constitution says that we should have a strong militia to protect the people from all enemy's. The guard will not protect us from a government gone mad. The militias will. Our forefathers wrote it that way because thats exactly what they feared after being ruled over with an iron fist of the King of England. Our government no longer does the American peoples bidding and Obama is not even American. Ask yourself why he has paid millions to hide that fact. He has never shown anyone a birth certificate. He showed a certificate of live birth witch i can get for a few bucks. He was and is a citizen of Indonesia. Indonesia did not have dual citizenship then so he could not have been American first. He has lived in Indonesia, Kenya and Pakistan. Yet you think everything is all hunky dory?
I'm currently hating having to superglue my balls back together. Now that it's been a week and I'm fairly sure I'm not going to die, I can tell the tale of how I superglued my ballsack back together....
...Now a week later and my magnificent balls have repelled the unsightly band-aid that ruined their good looks - and I haven't sprung a leak. I must say it's a bit unnerving to think my balls could be spraying blood at any given moment, but they seem to be no worse for wear. The image of my bloody private parts is cemented in my mind...it's caused several unexplainable dreams that I've had a hard time coping with. Usually they involve me having a mangina, and I'm all bloody, and there are hockey pucks, calculators and Hot Wheels coming out of it. I don't know it just feels right, you know? My nightmares notwithstanding, I highly recommend this home remedy for anybody with exploding balls, though I'll deny ever mentioning it if somebody dies.
After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomed Farrah and told her she could have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!
Back on earth at that very moment Michael Jackson dropped dead.
Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what he wanted. Michael said he needed someone to make a pitch for him to God.
One of my all time favourites. So much in fact that I accidentally bumped the two year old thread for it.
Originally Posted by SpecOpsSniper
A professor at the University of Tokyo has developed an optical camouflage system that makes a special reflective material seemingly disappear, including the wearer! The picture on the coat is made by a viewfinder which puts together the moving images behind the wearer. It's hoped the technology will be useful for surgeons to be able to see through their hands and tools and also for pilots so the cockpit floor will be transparent for landings.
Originally Posted by Clete Torres
I'm not buying it. Plus anybody who puts the word "sniper" in their username has got to be an asshole. I'm going to be watching you buddy.
Last edited by gaz; 07-29-2009 at 03:50 PM.
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