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    Quote Originally Posted by Hispeed1 View Post
    No it won't be the same. Thing is, when it comes to me-you seem to always have pre-conceived negative stereotypes/ideas. I don't hate or dislike you in any way.
    My negative disposition to you is in no way, shape or form preconceived. You have consistently proven yourself to be an asshole. Therefore, I believe that you are, indeed, an asshole.
    Prove me wrong, consistently, and I'll change my ways.
    Saying that we're biased against everything you post is like saying that I hate driving down Route Fosters or the Arghandab riverbed. I do, but only because every time we did so we got blown up or shot at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trunk_munkey28 View Post
    My negative disposition to you is in no way, shape or form preconceived. You have consistently proven yourself to be an asshole. Therefore, I believe that you are, indeed, an asshole.
    Prove me wrong, consistently, and I'll change my ways.
    Saying that we're biased against everything you post is like saying that I hate driving down Route Fosters or the Arghandab riverbed. I do, but only because every time we did so we got blown up or shot at.
    You bet. 1234

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    Hispeed, pull out like your father should have.

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    So what happened to "hi speed"?

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    Um, he's been banned....

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    Yeah he's been banned, but you might all like to have a good hard look at yourselves, none of you are coming out smelling of roses here. Pretty poor form all around.

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    Woohaaa what have I missed?

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    Same here :/

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    A whole lot of stuff!

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    suprise buttsecks ?

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    I kept telling ya'll dig was gonna come out with the thumper!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vehemence View Post
    I have two dogs. A male and a female. How do I get them to stop f*cking when I have company? Sometimes they mount each other, sometimes they lick each other. Sometimes they lick themselves. Once, the male was trying to dislodge something from his ass using his tongue. At one point I thought his tongue got stuck in his ass, but it turned out he was just enjoying himself. We tried to pull him apart, but it was like trying to stretch an anaconda. This behaviour is beginning to rub off onto young children who mimic all movements made by the canines. Any advice would be appreciated. Ok, thanks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arnie100 View Post
    This thread needs an airsoft holster!
    fixed it for you arnie

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    Quote Originally Posted by miguelencanarias View Post
    Sand in his Vag? Is this some kind of idiom I am not aware of? What is a Vag?
    From Hugo Chavez thread.

    http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...7&goto=newpost

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    http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...t=#post4782542

    that is great !!!
    when you publish pictures of allax in a comic...the islamic world is alright to bark ...then you wet your pants and you criticise the free press...i wonder if you liked a picture on a cover by the russians with the statue of liberty with a c..in her ass..would that be alright...mind the comparison with a piece of art(afrodite)

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