"Honey, I understand you want to put the spice back in our relationship but your plans are simply environmentally unsustainable. Let's just look at the obvious culprits: by buying those leather thigh-highs and riders' crop, you've unwittingly contributed the unchecked cattle industry which is responsible for heavy carbon emissions and the mass deforestation of the rainforest and other vital regions of the earth in order to make room for grazing territory. Of course, that pales in comparison to the horrific and damaging production of polymers. Not only is it further contributing to accelerating global warming but it leaves byproducts that will continue to poison the environment. Simply put, that PVC bodysuit, ballgag, corset, and Mickey Mouse-themed gasmask is going to be on this earth hundreds if not thousands of years after humanity becomes extinct. Are you seriously planning on using that plug-in double-*****? I understand that makes it rechargeable but do you know how much carbon dioxide and methane is emitted from oil, coal, and natural gas power plants each day? Now I know you're thinking thats not a problem since you have the battery operated anal beads as a stand-by, but did you know that in month alone Americans waste enough battery acid to fill several Olympic swimming pools? I believe I speak for all three of us when I say that we need to seek an environmentally friendly solution to our...where are you going? Please don't give me that look. I can be adventurous; we can even leave the lights on this time even though it will probably send our carbon credit rating through the roof. Well, if you have to leave can you and Ricardo at least take the Prius this time?"