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[gaijinsamurai]

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Wise words from the mouth of Fork-Sensei.

[Mein Teil]

Comedy gold right here:http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...81#post6169081

Did it expose your gayness? I mean, since every gay man in the world seems to think you are, you must be, right?

No, but you sure seem to have c0ck on the brain. Didn't get your fill of sausage last night?

I called but your voicemail said you were booked up for the night.

Seriously dude, go fvck yourself.

Let us embrace.

Y'all need to get a room.....

lol

[Squeezee]

Apparently, America's future wars will be fought by our wealthiest airsofters.

From the Ghost Recon short movie thread. ****ing golden.

[OrangeWolf]

Yeah, I knew several people in college that acted like regular hetero******s, expressed socially and politically conservative views, were religious, and at least acted like they were attracted to women, and after a year or two of living near a large number of homo******s all of a sudden they start popping out limp wrists and speaking in gay falsetto. Either they were really good at pretending to be straight or something in their minds changed.

But it might be serious :/

[JUNKHO]

I have only worked with two female systems and networks engineers in 16 years in the trade and they were both nuttier than squirrel poo...

with a tip of the hat to TheKiwi bush lawyer

Not especially profound.....just so....so....so apropos!

[TheKiwi]

Sadly it's not even slightly exaggerated.

[TheKiwi]

Meatwad on the US Navy's "laser" program...

Sounds awesome until our enemies invent tinfoil mirror armor and bee grenades. Don't ask me what the bees are going to do as I haven't worked that out yet, but you know it's going to be good.

[Ichabod]

And the bad news(every job has some bad news) that comes with a calling/passion is far easier to deal with if you love doing it, rather than just tolerating it.

One of the few things I don't like about some people is their sleepwalking lost through life....you only get one....best to attack it than to sit back and watch it wind down.

Wise words.

[tea drinker]

...
Teenagers I.Q. is usually equal to the last digit of their age multiplied by ten. Then you can divide it by how many teens they are in their pack (yes, pack like feral dogs) if you want the pack average I.Q..

Yeah that pretty much mean a sunflower is less dumb than 6 teenagers put together.

And if you mix the genders you can actually have negative intelligence. Same as Anti-Matter, it eats away intelligence in other people, you get dumber just looking at them or hearing them talk.

loltastic and true...

[muck]

This little dialogue...

I like the Germans. Except their women need to shave their armpits.

With the number of sheep you Kiwis bang in your lifetime, I doubt that a little bit of fuzz would be a major concern

I prefer my sheep shorn...

Bwhahaha!

[Elemental666]

I banged a very lush n cute 23 yr old ....... awesome piece of ass figure perfect 8 ,,,, After i came inside her .. she complained that i never ****ed over her chest etc ..i was enjoyin the moment .. so was she mind u then after she cleaned herself out ..


for some bizarre reason she wanted to play naked tig [ chase me round the flat ] **** yeah , then bang her again

Yeah, what.

What.

[Token White Guy]

Yeah, what.

What.

Seems TT likes to **** retarded girls who enjoy tag.

[beNder]

Seems TT likes to **** retarded girls who enjoy tag.

It's tig, not tag. Get it right.

[FrankBooth]

TT forgot to leave the house when the bug bomb went off.

[HollywoodMarine]

I'd let her "holster" my "pistol" with her mouth any time...

Funny to read this so early in the morning on West Coast time.