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[ubermensche]

From this thread:
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...73#post6220473

You just wanted that man to come around and inject his special resin into your crack didn't you?

[Rattfink]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...=1#post6238467

The metric system is the invention of the devil. My car gets 14 chains to the hogshead and that's the way I like it....

[Dufus old hag]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...joyable-as-***

I don't have facebook, that must mean I'm a virgin

[timetraveller]

Seems TT likes to **** retarded girls who enjoy tag.

I can rest assure you she wasn't retarded or had any mental illness , But your insanely jealous of the fact i get my hole more than you .. lolol

[sgt_G]

somedays Linedoggie can come up with doozies of a one liner

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...=1#post6239108

See what a Leaking condom gets you?

[T3ngu]

This made me lol.

Would i be correct in sayin that the owners are republican / taleban appeasers ...

No youd be a ****ing idiot.

[Dirtydiaper]

i get my hole more than you .. lolol

Please never die or go away.

[TheKiwi]

PaulClift on the TomKat divorce...

So she finally found out he had been in a few good men.

[Fargin]

PaulClift on the TomKat divorce...

TomKat is not bad either.

[edit]oh TomKat was posted on urbandictionary in 2005, it's been too long since I've been at a real hairdresser, reading ladies' gossip magazines...

[Hisroyalhighness]

From the Iran demanding $4 Billion from Russia Thread:

I love Russia and their arms industry.....

They're like the used car salesman of the world.

What's that?

The aircraft carrier we sold you is all kinds of fcuked up and nothing like the pictures we sent you?

That's a real shame, hey buyer beware and all that.....how about we put that behind us and finance you into an overhaul program....we'll throw in some radars, some carrier capable MIG29s, some missiles, the chicks will LOVE you sailing around in that hotrod.....you'll have to beat them off with a bat.

What's that?

You wanted the S300 missile systems you paid for years ago?

Sorry my friend, that was a non-refundable deposit on an air defense assessment.....and our assessment is that you are totally fcuked....you need to upgrade to the S400...the S300 is so like yesterday.....you'll get turned into a parking lot....you guys better act now....

We can get you into a couple of S400 batteries for only $4 errrr.....$5 billion each....special price for you....in gold and in advance of course....sorry mate, we can't even play monopoly with the dirka dirka funny money.

Listen, stop crying, it's OK, we understand...these things happen.....what's in the past is in the past....let's look forward....to tomorrow when your gold arrives in Moscow and we can begin the occasionally difficult shipping process.....I'm sure nothing will happen this time....we should be able to deliver in August ""cough 2025 cough"

Trust us, we do this all the time...we're professionals...have you sent the gold yet?

"dirka dirka funny money"

[Mein Teil]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...th-look-rotten

Honesty Min, posting articles from the Daily Fail. I thought better of you.

It's on a whole bunch of news wires as well man. I was simply checking out the football gossip when starting the topic.

And now you confess to reading it regularly. Just keep digging...

No not at all. Just the football section like I do with a whole bunch of other London based wires that provide better coverage of the English Premier League then Australian wires.

Sure and you thought that website name meant that they were a bunch of happy boys...

In any event. I was highlighting a highly offensive attitude towards our future queen man.

Where is your loyalty?

I'm a semi-republican. I don't give a monkeys bum about royalty. Bunch of inbreds.

Then you sir are no better then the treasonous scum that come up with the article.

You belong in the gallows.

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[Token White Guy]

Holy ****.

I'm tap dancing in my underwear and singing to you.

[Mujo2000]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...d-Drone-Pilots

LD being LD.

Shape it like an X Box controller. Another worthless medal because some air Force Officer feels the need to be rewarded like he's Eric Hartman. Whats next Command Master Drone wings?

They'll be painting Sharkmouths on the desks next.

[JUNKHO]

Parking inspector and MP... Just a bloke who doesn't like having mates.

Interesting juxtaposition of the two terms and serious demonstration of the appropriate use of "bloke" and "mates" by Mod D.......................

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...93#post6280693

[Ought Six]

If all you had was Islam and falafels, you'd have sand in your vijajay too.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...89#post6294189