best use of sarcasm nominee

Originally Posted by
hank
this story is such a non-issue. This kind of kids' rough play happens all the time. You guys (especially macs) are overreacting. Why, just this morning i was standing in line at starbucks waiting to get my non-fat soy latte (wearing high heels, eyeliner, and my cutest blond wig of course) when this little fag*ot walks up and starts oggling my as* (which was clearly visible bc the hemline on my skirt was high) right in public. Needless to say i'm not down with fag*otry so i pulled out my 45 and shot him dead right there. Then, i grabbed the nearest keyboard and monitor i could find and proceeded to flog his dead little fag*ot body. I mean really, the nerve. He totally had it coming.
Funny thing was there was a cop in line in front of me. After i capped that little fag*ot i dropped my purse while i was beating him with the monitor (or was it the keyboard, can't remember lol) and the cop picked it up and handed it to me. As he was calling the morgue to come pick up the body he said, "nice a**." he totally understood it was justifiable "homocide" (lol!). Cool guy imo.
My point is i'm not going to cry over the spilled milk. Must have been a slow news day for this to even get reported. When silly little fag*ots don't have the decency to stick to their own kind, stuff like this is bound to happen. It really is. You guys just need to lighten up. Lol
hank