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    I hate soccer thread.

    Soccer haters unite!

    Reason to hate the game. In no particular order.

    1. Mostly plebs like it.
    2. All players are wusses, fall on the ground crying in "pain". Should try rugby to see what real pain is like.
    3. The "crappier" the country, the more they go out of their way to celebrate victories.
    4. Soccer hooligans.
    5. Petty nationalism. Old wounds are reopened and new ones are created when national pride gets "emasculated" after a goal. Wars have been started over soccer.
    6. Overpayed players. When millions of kids are starving, people are getting payed millions to kick a little ball around a field.
    7. Did I mention mostly plebs watch soccer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian_dude View Post
    Soccer haters unite!

    Reason to hate the game. In no particular order.

    1. Mostly plebs like it.
    2. All players are wusses, fall on the ground crying in "pain". Should try rugby to see what real pain is like.
    3. The "crappier" the country, the more they go out of their way to celebrate victories.
    4. Soccer hooligans.
    5. Petty nationalism. Old wounds are reopened and new ones are created when national pride gets "emasculated" after a goal. Wars have been started over soccer.
    6. Overpayed players. When millions of kids are starving, people are getting payed millions to kick a little ball around a field.
    7. Did I mention mostly plebs watch soccer?
    I'm with you bro!
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    Whats soccer??
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    I hate soccer too, this is a "mans" game
    http://afl.com.au/
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    Soccer is a violation of Man Law....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian_dude View Post
    3. The "crappier" the country, the more they go out of their way to celebrate victories.
    ....Russia?
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    Hemingway -

    Only 3 sports fit for a man.

    Mountain climbing, bull fighting and car racing.
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    I confess I think soccer is palava, I've never watched a game and can die happy knowing that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toki View Post
    ....Russia?
    More like Portugal, Turkey, Brazil.

    I mean when Portugal would win people would drive around honking all frigging night... even for a minor match... like they personally won or something. Get real, this has no impact on you.

    Some millionaires made some more money and some sponsors got some media coverage. Get some perspective.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian_dude View Post
    More like Portugal, Turkey, Brazil.

    I mean when Portugal would win people would drive around honking all frigging night... even for a minor match... like they personally won or something. Get real, this has no impact on you.
    Tell that to Russians that live around here.....
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    Double post?!
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    yep soccer is rubbish, bunch of big girls.

    Rugby all the way. I think im going to like this thred.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian_dude View Post
    More like Portugal, Turkey, Brazil.
    Biggest parties were when Russia and Turkey won. Russia = Turkey.

    Russians drove around honking for two days.
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    Whats this soccer you talk about?

    Anyway




    Greatest ever moment in Australian sporting history
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