New MP.net Members Intro Thread

[Hollis]

There was a joke a while back about a guy from Wyoming or Montana who was looking for a wife. One gal ask do you want pictures. He said yes. So she sent some of her. On receiving the photos he said, I didn't want those, I wanted one of your pickup truck, your hunting dog and your bass boat, and another question can you cut bait?

[custodes]

Okie noodling?

[UJB]

When I was a child my great grandmother did teach us all how to catfish noodle; I kinda passed on that after I got a little older. It is a good icebreaker at college party functions where everyone is standing around trying to appear sophisticated though; I found that the foreign students I taught were much more interested in that sort of thing.

Hollis, now I've heard that from the other end: but the woman asks about his horse as well as his dog, and the question is "can you mend fence?"!

By the way, uhm yeah, I'm a woman, yeah, I'm married and probably old enough to be your mom. You can ask about my two eldest in the Army though as long as you keep it clean, how's that for a deal?

[sepheronx]

Forgot to mention. I'm 25 Years Old. From Alberta, Canada. :P

Hope to god not in Calgary

[shermbodius]

Howdy campers, military working fool.

[Hollis]

When I was a child my great grandmother did teach us all how to catfish noodle; I kinda passed on that after I got a little older. It is a good icebreaker at college party functions where everyone is standing around trying to appear sophisticated though; I found that the foreign students I taught were much more interested in that sort of thing.

Hollis, now I've heard that from the other end: but the woman asks about his horse as well as his dog, and the question is "can you mend fence?"!

By the way, uhm yeah, I'm a woman, yeah, I'm married and probably old enough to be your mom. You can ask about my two eldest in the Army though as long as you keep it clean, how's that for a deal?

LOL, smart women there. I may be old enough to be your dad. I am younger than my sister by 2.5 years and she is a great grand mother.

[highdiver_2000]

LOL, smart women there. I may be old enough to be your dad. I am younger than my sister by 2.5 years and she is a great grand mother.

Wow, do you use one your boom sticks, as a walking stick?

Come to think of it never seen a photo of a walking stick gun in the gear section.

[Hollis]

Wow, do you use one your boom sticks, as a walking stick?

Come to think of it never seen a photo of a walking stick gun in the gear section.

I use to have a 1912 Broom handle, does that count? So far, I am still able to shoot well.

[dabo]

Hello from Germany,

reading this forum for a long time now. Just wanna say Hello.
I'm over 30years old and very interested in foreign policy...mainly middle east and historical military stuff.

[tea drinker]

There was a joke a while back about a guy from Wyoming or Montana who was looking for a wife. One gal ask do you want pictures. He said yes. So she sent some of her. On receiving the photos he said, I didn't want those, I wanted one of your pickup truck, your hunting dog and your bass boat, and another question can you cut bait?

lol I'm pretty sure I have some hillbilly in me

Hi Dabo!

[Gonzo__]

Hope to god not in Calgary

Nope .... Just 3 hours up the QE2 ... the one with the Sh*tier Hockey Team.

[custodes]

Greetings all newbies. Dabo PM Macs.

[excpomea]

Hi guys,
Been meaning to join for a while.
Ex RN relocated to Florida upon retirement
Served in RN from 1980-2001
Work in a research lab trying not to blow stuff up.

[armored_diplomacy]

Welcome everybody !

[Mein Teil]

Hello from Germany,

reading this forum for a long time now. Just wanna say Hello.
I'm over 30years old and very interested in foreign policy...mainly middle east and historical military stuff.

Just remember not to drop the soap when taking an mp.net shower, und...Wilkommen!