WTF is it? A minimalist swedish wallmounted holeless toilet? Ikea probably calls it '****tär' or something, keepin in the vein of their weird ass naming scheme.
They look like Ninja boots gone wrong.
It's a nightstand for beside my bed.
And those shoes are amazingly comfy, my friend has a pair because he ran cross country, and I guess its better for your feet to run barefoot if possible and those are the closest you can get, expensive though