BOYCOTT Valentines Day!!!

[Dragonscript]

I bought the wife a Nintendo DS for our Anniversary, it was in December and our 10th, and a trip to Los Vegas. Yesterday i asked her what she wanted to do for this Feb. 14th and she said that she already got me a present. So i made a comment about how she got those two things so i should be covered from Valentine's day. She looked at me and said "Are you serious?" I quickly changed the subject. I'll be hunting for a new present this friday.

Also, for our anniversary she got me a $100 gift card to a gun shop where i bought a mosin nagant 91/30.

[Hellfish]

My fiance left me on Valentine's Day. I don't recognize Feb 14th anymore, Valentine's Day or not.

[Don Changstein]

My fiance left me on Valentine's Day. I don't recognize Feb 14th anymore, Valentine's Day or not.

love never die. women just get crazy and think they see big money in teh forrest.

[Vince S]

I'll just sit back and watch all my friends act like perfect retards to please their GF...

I might get sh*tfaced as well

[bd popeye]

I'm going on a date (yes with a girl) to a strip club on Valentine's Day. Fact

Really? In the words of that famous American, Al Bundy.."Hooters, hooters, yum, yum ,yum! Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb!"..

But not my wife..I gotta watch it! My wife reads my post here at mp.net!

[Don Changstein]

Really? In the words of that famous American, Al Bundy.."Hooters, hooters, yum, yum ,yum! Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb!"..

But not my wife..I gotta watch it! My wife reads my post here at mp.net!

THIS funny!!! i never let girls read me!!! i try and solve crosswort and fail but she can no help me@! NEVER

[el borracho]

But not my wife..I gotta watch it! My wife reads my post here at mp.net!

Why, is she afraid you're hitting on chicks here?

[bd popeye]

Why, is she afraid you're hitting on chicks here?

All jokes aside. No..Of course not. I'd never do that. I do truly love my wife.
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THIS funny!!! i never let girls read me!!! i try and solve crosswort and fail but she can no help me@! NEVER

Say what?? Friend I can understand why you'd have trouble with a crossword puzzle.

Enywho..back to this HUMOROUS thread!.

Apparently the word of popeyes boycott has not reached China! I gotta straighten them Chinese fellas out!

Couples go through an obstacle course during a wife-carrying competition at a shopping mall in Hong Kong February 12, 2009 ahead of Valentine's Day on Saturday.

[AgentX]

^I take pity on them mules.

Fsck V-Day!

[Bro Jangles]

id boycott it, but being single, it would just be sad.

[Connaught Ranger]

Mickety Mouse kick his *****! heehee

You have a fixation with word *****, must be from a bad childhood experience

[Dinges]

I'm with you BD. I'm more partial to deflowering than giving flowers.

Experience does open your eyes!

[Euroamerican]

^---- Yes. And giving out flowers nicely doesn't usually lead to deflowering. It's too nice... Got to figure out how again how to be NOT nice but still attractive !

I'm going snowboarding on VDay... If I see a nice gal up there, maybe I'll bump into her and say "oops. Sorry...Hey, how are you!

[commanding]

Ha Ha! LOL....great thread. Popeye has it down doesn't he? I pretty much agree, valentine sucks and it is for girly men. My bride and myself have been married for 41 years........that is a long time for your time challenged folks.
she knows better than to expect much from me on Val. Day. She'll be darn lucky to get a card.
I am like the other fellow, give gifts at other times of the year when they aren't expecting it, not on the socially demanded/accepted days. They mean more then.

It has worked for 41 years, so can't be all wrong.

[Bringer of Greater Things]

I'm going on a date (yes with a girl) to a strip club on Valentine's Day. Fact

Strip club dates are fun, except for the constantly looking over the shoulder to see what the catch is...