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Glad I got the linking issue sorted out.
Another internet epic, this time emanating from MY platoon over here in the 'Stan.
I ahevn't laughed this hard in years and years.
Here is the link: http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...d.php?t=171995
Glad I got the linking issue sorted out.
Another internet epic, this time emanating from MY platoon over here in the 'Stan.
I ahevn't laughed this hard in years and years.
Here is the link: http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...d.php?t=171995
Might as well post the whole lot here, rather than re directing us, it's your story, feel free to tell it here.
The motivational posters start on page 4, and keep going and going. Read the thread through from page 1...its worth it.
I could, but the comments and motivational posters from the guys over there is what makes the whole thing even funnier.Originally Posted by digrar
I agree but the first post is gold... LOL.
Originally Posted by Soldier415
NOTE: Kes, Ivan...If this thread is not kosher, remove it. This was just toooo funny not to share with my friends here.
Okay, so we were out on a mission yesterday to provide security/overwatch for a team to do an audit/inspection of a civilian demining company clearing land mines in the Stan.
We get there and are in our vehicles covering the roads for about a half hour. I am sending messages back and forth with my bro who is the TC (Truck Commander) of the vehicle to my rear.
He said he had to poo. I told him he is ****ed because we will be here for another few hours, and he cant get out of the truck because of the mines.
He said he was going to look around in the back for an ammo can.
I thought he was joking.
I told him his truck crew was going to hate him for life...
10 minutes later I saw both front doors open and his gunner pop up and start dry heaving over the side of the turret.
He wasn't joking...
His driver grabbed his camera and turned around in his seat and yelled bro's name loud...
Bro turned his head quickly
Camera went "CLICK"
A legend was born.
He looks like Samwise Gamgee.
One of my Platoon drivers (Buffalo driver) did something similar in Iraq. He 'pooped' into a gatorade bottle. My PL took a picture and it ended up in our company newsletter (which is shared with the families at home. It was captioned" SGT.... and his new pet snake" LOL My uptight CDR never realized that he published a picture of crap in a bottle! Thank god we have WAGBAGs now.
New meaning to bio-weapon.
damn that's just mean.
A similar incident happened to buddy of mine on tour in Bosnia when a reporter came over while he sitting and taking a ****, he hid the fact well enough that she didn't realize until she walked down to the rest of his unit who informed her. The reporter then turned around and said yelled in an English accent " Where you taking a poo?" then snapped a distant photo.
its great to see that even in harsh times in afgan the americans can still find room for humour keep up the hard work US
That dude looks just like ME!
Now thats funny right there!
We never got a picture of the time my buddy did it...rolling around in 1114 the gunner had to take a **** so the TC turned around in his seat and held a trash bag up for the gunner to pop in. When he was done by buddy rolled it up and accidentally grabed the turd. Although the plastic of the bag was between his hand and the poop he described it as a warm soft milkway.
The best part is he refused to throw the bag out the window so they had to drive the next 3 hours with the truck smell like crap. I hear the driver was laughing so hard he almost crashed.
Afghanistan. That place is littered with ammo dumps of all varieties...
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