Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 59

Thread: Woman says she became pregnant after watching **** in 3D

  1. 05-07-2010 #1
    Trael
    Trael is offline
    Member Trael's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    West of Mordor (Poland)
    Posts
    394

    Talking Woman says she became pregnant after watching **** in 3D

    A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a **** movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

    Her wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a **** movie in 3D.
    “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

    Jennifer claimed she went to watch a **** film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch **** movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

    Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
    http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-s...****-in-3d-365
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 05-07-2010 #2
    wilhelm
    wilhelm is offline
    Senior Member wilhelm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Age. Fac ut gaudeam!
    Posts
    1,897

    Default

    Holy crap!

    Are these people allowed to vote and drive cars?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 05-07-2010 #3
    Redbeard
    Redbeard is offline
    Likes 'em chunky Redbeard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    758

    Default

    I have a sudden urge to pat the military guy on his back in an "I feel for you, pal." way.

    Oh, and I almost forgot:


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 05-07-2010 #4
    Connaught Ranger
    Connaught Ranger is offline
    Senior Member Connaught Ranger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    The Garlic Fields of Transylvania, Romania.
    Age
    54
    Posts
    14,499

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by wilhelm View Post
    Holy crap!

    Are these people allowed to vote and drive cars?
    Even worse they are being allowed to have 3-D offspring.

    Good job she didnt watch Avatar.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 05-07-2010 #5
    ting
    ting is offline
    Banned user
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    2,035

    Default

    It's so silly one has to laugh, however for the dude I feel nothing but sympathy. The woman is a bitch, and a stupid one at that.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 05-07-2010 #6
    wilhelm
    wilhelm is offline
    Senior Member wilhelm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Age. Fac ut gaudeam!
    Posts
    1,897

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Connaught Ranger View Post
    Even worse they are being allowed to have 3-D offspring.

    Good job she didnt watch Avatar.
    Quoted for truth.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 05-07-2010 #7
    MoFo
    MoFo is offline
    Half-Ape MoFo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Location Location
    Age
    25
    Posts
    4,261

    Default

    Wow, its like Leeroy is right next to me!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 05-07-2010 #8
    muck
    muck is offline
    buck duck huck luck muck puck ruck suck tuck yuck fuuuuuuuu muck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Beim Barte des Proleten!
    Posts
    13,950

    Default

    Pff... It was an Archangel two thousand years ago, nowadays it's just a lame 3d **** actor. By the way, could you really call it a immaculate conception as long as **** is involved?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 05-07-2010 #9
    Anomander
    Anomander is offline
    Member Anomander's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    EU weak!!!111
    Posts
    338

    Default

    Lol, worst explanation ever

    Mayby they have some black blood in the family
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: ftv.jpg  Views: 105  Size: 20.4 KB  ID: 121393  
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 05-07-2010 #10
    Wally1967
    Wally1967 is online now
    Senior Member Wally1967's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Downunder Australia
    Posts
    4,494

    Default

    Yeah right!
    what if she said she was raped by a 3D ****?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 05-07-2010 #11
    Sydor Ukie
    Sydor Ukie is offline
    Member Sydor Ukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    B.C., Canada
    Posts
    131

    Default





    123456789
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 05-07-2010 #12
    Dercius
    Dercius is offline
    Senior Member Dercius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Germany/Spain
    Posts
    1,529

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by powerwheelie View Post
    Isn't this how Jesus was born?
    Yeah, but black Jesus was already born, and currently is in office downtown Washington DC

    WTF!! stupid bitch, LOL
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 05-07-2010 #13
    Codazo
    Codazo is offline
    Member Codazo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    615

    Default

    lol I feel for the guy well I don't think he'll have to pay child support...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 05-07-2010 #14
    Corrupt
    Corrupt is online now
    Hogwarts Alumnus Corrupt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    In a suit, with a pipe, pondering how to retort
    Age
    23
    Posts
    12,555

    Default



    This is simply amazing. I love the "anything is possible" line
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 05-07-2010 #15
    Steak-Sauce
    Steak-Sauce is offline
    Senior Member Steak-Sauce's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Saupreiß, Obacht!
    Posts
    9,183

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Connaught Ranger View Post
    Good job she didnt watch Avatar.
    What's wrong with Avatar?

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules