
Originally Posted by
CMNot
Because Dale's the ****ing oracle, font of all knowledge.
Here's hoping in 2012 the producers kill ALL the limp, asinine characters that we are currently lumbered with, and turn this into The ****ing Daryl show.
The Walking Dead is a visual analogy for life, and by extension, mankind. You keep tuning in with the HOPE that somehow the humourless shower of bastards making it are going to fulfil the potential promised in the excellent source material. It is this dogged and pervasive HOPE - that I too am afflicted with, sadly - that keeps us tuning in to watching what is, effectively, absolutely nothing. Nothing happens. So far post ZomPoc America has turned out frighteningly little zombies, considering there must be in excess of 200m of them walking around. We just get Lori (someone punch her in the stomach already, or Series 3 will be about her pregnancy), that dumb blonde bitch, the old slag, the Oracle, one policeman who has gone from normal to sociopathic with seemingly no triggers, and the other copper - who I assume is supposed to be virtuous and the peak of man's humility; but is frankly as dull as he was in the dodgy British soap he escaped from.
Kill those mongs; give the bag of guns to Daryl; parachute Daryl into Atlanta; profit.
And how did I manage to forget ****ing Data, who by the looks of it is going to betray his friends for some pussy. Actually, that's unfair: Data was a ****ing gadget ninja. This gook gangbanger has done little more in two seasons than turn into some sort of weird tampon hunter/gatherer.