I can make a very nice tiramisu, but none of you get any.
That's fine; we are in Como right now anyway...
We are? *Looks around* hmm...
Yes, we are walking to the funicular.
We're near Tenda. I need to get to Frosinone then i'll walk.
Given that we're already in Italia, we should take a ski trip to Cortina. While you youngsters are playing in the snow, I'll sit in the lodge with a flannel blanket in my lap, sipping brandy and listening to Vivaldi, Corelli, etc.
When you get back, I'll light my pipe and regale you of stories of the old days. "You cannot imagine what it was like when Star Wars first came out. There was nothing like it before..."