World of Tanks Thread

[raoul volfoni]

French Jokes are priceless, and timeless!

You're no fun any more

[Musashi]

not sure if serious?


Nobody made the joke here.
read the wikipedia article that was linked with the comment - it was just a quote, someone else has made the joke on wikipedia.

Maybe nobody made a joke here but copying idiotic jokes is indentifying with them. If a 12-old boy edited the article on Wikipedia and made a joke it does not mean that information has been provided by the game developers and, in my opinion, just official information should be posted here. If somebody has a massive problem with French tanks' performance or their crew quality, it means their knowledge is insufficient. The fact the French campaign was not as long as it was expected to be is not a proof it was easy or totally successful for the German side. There were numerous battles, where French tanks prevailed despite being heavily outnumbered (as French tanks were concentrated in less bigger numbers than the German ones).
If somebody wants to share their negative views about France or French tanks, please enjoy this website: http://www.fvckfrance.com/ (replace V with U) and leave this topic for a constructive discussion about the game, not fantasy theories.
You would not feel great if somebody turned every topic about Germany into some kind of relation to concentration camps and our American pals could feel a bit bored, if everybody hotlinked the famous video about a group of Americans showing their geography "skills", seeing any topic related to the U.S.A.. Jokes are jokes, games are games and facts are facts. Everything should have its proper place and should not be mixed. That's my point.

[Spiritbreaker]

I got nothing versus the french but i'm kind of disapointed that they'll get their own tree instead of the brits.No offense but brits at least had more than 3 types of tanks in ww2,and i would really like to play the centurion.I know this is just an arcade but still some realism wouldnt be bad.

[Musashi]

I got nothing versus the french but i'm kind of disapointed that they'll get their own tree instead of the brits.No offense but brits at least had more than 3 types of tanks in ww2,and i would really like to play the centurion.I know this is just an arcade but still some realism wouldnt be bad.

That's the way the discussion should be in this topic.
I'm not up-to-date with the current info, but the British tank tree should be available sooner or later. I'd also like to play that tree and I'm waiting for it. I live in the UK, after all, despite being Polish. My favourite tank could be the Comet.

EDIT
Breaking news Did these damn money-grabbing capitalists hear about the credit crunch??? So the price is going up by 5000 gold next week...

Don’t miss your chance to get Löwe at the old price
Dear tank commanders, having reviewed a vast amount of statistical data during the past week, we stumbled upon an unfair pricing of the beloved Löwe tank. As the results of all its battles show, the Löwe earns its proud owners more XP and more money compared to its direct competitor, the KV-5. The statistics are most likely founded upon the Löwe’s higher stopping power due to its greater shell damage and penetration ratio.
To even up the advantages of the Löwe, we have decided to raise the price tag to 12,500 gold on July 12th, 2011. Of course all players who already own this precious piece of German steel can keep it!
In order to keep it fair for players who intended to buy the Löwe within the next few days, we are announcing this information before the price tag is actually risen.

Pandemonium, you know what to do now? It's better to buy the cat now, bearing in mind the generous discount, and still be able to maintain your non-premium heavy tank with the money the cat is able to earn.

[CPL Trevoga]

I don't mean to interrupt you gay France love fest, but did you anybody used T32 tank?

[Musashi]

I don't mean to interrupt you gay France love fest,

I don't love France and I don't hate it, either. I'm totally neutral. If anybody posted an information taken out of their asses about any other country, my reaction would be the same.

but did you anybody used T32 tank?

Maybe some proficient Engrish speakers?
I never did but I saw other players using it. That thing is a hard nut. My normal tactic (aiming at US heavy tanks' hull) was not very helpful in most cases. I've just developed the BL-9 gun for my IS-3 and I'll buy it within a few hours.

[CPL Trevoga]

I don't love France and I don't hate it, either. I'm totally neutral. If anybody posted an information taken out of their asses about any other country, my reaction would be the same.

I personally love France, but only non-Arabic places.

Maybe some proficient Engrish speakers?
I never did but I saw other players using it. That thing is a hard nut. My normal tactic (aiming at US heavy tanks' hull) was not very helpful in most cases. I've just developed the BL-9 gun for my IS-3 and I'll buy it within a few hours.

OK, so you got me. Engrish is not my native language. I only use it to communicate to natives. Ok so T32 sounds like America****yeah.

[Spiritbreaker]

I don't mean to interrupt you gay France love fest, but did you anybody used T32 tank?

I didnt play it but i did play a lot of games against them in my Ferdi,all i can say its a soft tank that cant penetrate my front armor.I always liked playing against them.Its basicaly a pershing with a longer hull.I hope my description helps

[Musashi]

OK, so you got me. Engrish is not my native language.

Neither is mine.

I only use it to communicate to natives.

So do I. However, some of them try to speak Polish with me. Perhaps they like our girls too much and want to learn some new phrases like: "beautiful ass", "you have beautiful t***", etc.

Ok so T32 sounds like America****yeah.

I'd rather say, some recent tanks and TDs, after the new patch, are beefed up too much.

EDIT
überplan v. 1.0 & 3/7
As they posted this:
Don’t miss your chance to get Löwe at the old price
we can respond with this video and spam their mailbox:

[CPL Trevoga]

Neither is mine.

So do I. However, some of them try to speak Polish with me. Perhaps they like our girls too much and want to learn some new phrases like: "beautiful ass", "you have beautiful t***", etc.

LOL. Sounds like britische are full of win when it comes to romance. It's like their tanks. Big and heavy armored, but have small guns.

PS. Thanks for the video.

[Musashi]

LOL. Sounds like britische are full of win when it comes to romance. It's like their tanks. Big and heavy armored, but have small guns.

Come on, stop it. First France, then the Britons. That has gone too far how for a game topic. As you wandered off topic because of me, I can ask you if have ever heard about the mighty Challanger gun. Rifled = a bigger accuracy and a bigger force of friction, what makes a real advantage if you want to please a lady. Actually some camel drivers found their guns too accurate and powerful. The best shot was effective at 5400m AFAIK. I heard they won the Canadian Trophy some time ago, as well.

[Taku]

Suddenly a wild tank appears!

[T3ngu]

Successful troll has been successful.

[Reaper171]

Successful troll has been successful.

Hook, Line and Sinker... even got a few eTears out of it... lol

[Reaper171]

*Wall of whine* Everything should have its proper place and should not be mixed. That's my point.

Than kind sir, why have you turned this Thread into a French White Knight convention? People make jokes about France, big whoop, it happened, it continues to happen, and it will continue to happen. Accept it and stop derailing threads! DAMN

Anyhow, I was a little put off by the lack of anything decent about the Slugger's 90mm...