Reply With QuoteBunch of comedians. It's like a bunch of airsofters posing as CAG. You dinks all know that you're lucky if women talk to you let alone let you touch them there.
A kiss on the cheek and slap on the ass
Bunch of comedians. It's like a bunch of airsofters posing as CAG. You dinks all know that you're lucky if women talk to you let alone let you touch them there.
Your a mean man CJ, thanks for shattering my dreamsOriginally Posted by California Joe
Did you have your girlfriend during last Valentine's Day? Some girls say that as a trap.Hard to do without that..
But i have a GF at the moment and she shares my thoughts..
Im Single...not getting anything and not giving anything unfortunately
Stupid day because I don't have a girl friend. I am gonna love that day when I find a girl like in my avatar. Stupid.
That is going to be a long wait
Mrs Seraosha is getting her favorite box of chocolates (Millionaires), flowers delivered at work (FTD), a brand new vibrating cockring (which I will be using with her later tomorrow night), a footrub, date movie, and wine.
And not neccesarily in that order.
And here is a quote from our date movie:
Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.
-Alabama Whitman, 'True Romance'
Sums it up pretty well for the majority of us.
^^ pretty much sums up everyday never mind Valentine's day
All the haters are the ones who tomorrow will be browsing the dating sites and cursing their relational failures over the nearest bottle of cheap booze. In the meantime, I will be busy manufacturing prophylactically stifled babies.
meh i planing on get out on a Valentines Monday Bar Night, On hunt for some single Poontang. Got to make the best of it
Looks like some s*** straight outta John Carpenter's the Thing. Aren't you going against your religious tenets bringing foreign objects like that into the picture Chief?Mrs Seraosha is getting her favorite box of chocolates (Millionaires), flowers delivered at work (FTD), a brand new vibrating cockring (which I will be using with her later tomorrow night), a footrub, date movie, and wine.
And not neccesarily in that order.
Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best thing in the world.That is going to be a long wait
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