Special forces: Saudi Anti-Witchcraft Unit Breaks another Spell

[Arnie100]

Have they got MANPADs for dealing with those pesky flying broomsticks?

Would Stingers work??

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Meh... they bealeave in magic, half the western world is prepared for the zombie apocalypse. And 9/10 of this forum probably have shotgun behind glass with red letters on it or atleast a machette.

Yes I have several rifles, loads of ammo and a wife with a devastating line in withering sarcasm. Those zombies don't stand a chance

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Would Stingers work??

If they have been blessed with holy water

...sorry wrong religion that's part of the Vatican's Elite Jesuit Anti Heretic Squad

[tercio67]

Have they got MANPADs for dealing with those pesky flying broomsticks?

CPV Mk IVa,



their single seat interceptor.

[Xaito]

Would Stingers work??

only if the witch on the broomstick lights her fart on fire, since they're heat-seeking.

[khalifah]

only if the witch on the broomstick lights her fart on fire, since they're heat-seeking.

Clearly then, we must revert back to flak guns. Paint the sky black i say!


Seriously, this Article+thread is gold.

[Atlantic Friend]

You're not out of step on this AF, councils in England have been drawing up local government contingency plans for dealing with the zombie apocalypse

Damn! Why must you Brits hog all the fun? It's time for me to get elected in your borough and make sure we'll be prepared for the Z War.

[Victis Honor]

Damn! Why must you Brits hog all the fun? It's time for me to get elected in your borough and make sure we'll be prepared for the Z War.

dibs on the council person for alien affairs position.

[Spezz]

Liberals in the US should prioritize their time spent belittling others for lack of intelligence and focus on Muslims and their beliefs. Christians should be moved down to 2nd on their "People to insult for their beliefs" list.

C'mon you holier than thou atheists (I made a funny) - insult some Muslims!

Oh I'm sorry, is there some sort of quota that must be filled equally for each religion to be able to make fun of that religion?

I hate it when people say "Hey man why don't you make fun of some Muslims you hypocrite" Really, I have to make fun of a religion that you happen to dislike also to make you happy? Screw you. I can and will point out anything stupid regarding religion when it presents itself. Living in the Western world means that it will mostly be related to Christianity.

OT: What is this Warhammer? Witch hunters? Seriously the sooner that medieval cesspool of retardedness stops existing then better. SA is no doubt the worst example of what religion can do to a society today.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Damn! Why must you Brits hog all the fun? It's time for me to get elected in your borough and make sure we'll be prepared for the Z War.

I'm sure they will be more than enough undead for us to handle on our own so I don't think you will be missing out on your side of La Manche.

[Atlantic Friend]

dibs on the council person for alien affairs position.

Our slogan shall be :

"Vote for us or be alien zombies *


* : Non-contractual prediction, actual outcomes of not voting for us may vary**

** : And we've got nothing to do with that Cameron fellow. Honest."

[a_very_ex_STAB]

dibs on the council person for alien affairs position.

You will have to do diversity training to ensure that you don't discriminate against ethnic minority, disabled, gay and lesbian undead. This is critical because referring to them as 'The Walking Dead' may reduce the self esteem of wheelchair zombies.

[Atlantic Friend]

You will have to do diversity training to ensure that you don't discriminate against ethnic minority, disabled, gay and lesbian undead. This is critical because referring to them as 'The Walking Dead' may reduce the self esteem of wheelchair zombies.

But now, what about witches? Can we burn a few? I sure don't want to spend my days wallowing in severed wolf heads wrapped in dirty schoolgirls' undergarments.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

But now, what about witches? Can we burn a few? I sure don't want to spend my days wallowing in severed wolf heads wrapped in dirty schoolgirls' undergarments.

Hmm what red blooded bloke wouldn't want that! Get with the program!

[sgt_G]

I say ship all the scientologists to SA