Advice Column...Passing on the Widsom

[Cocoa_Butter]

What are some lessons you've learned throughout life? Funny, serious, silly, gross, etc.

Just Pass on the Wisdom.

I'll start, never hold your pee for long periods of time, you'll end up needing adult diapers when you're older.

[brokenclog]

What are some lessons you've learned throughout life? Funny, serious, silly, gross, etc.

Just Pass on the Wisdom.

I'll start, never hold your pee for long periods of time, you'll end up needing adult diapers when you're older.

That sounds strangely arousing.

Don't let romantic relationships get between you and your education.

[wotsnext]

Don't let romantic relationships get between you and your education.

You sure thats the right way round?

[khalifah]

Great thread idea, Its got potential

Never let the language barrier stop you from asking a date out, even when its bound to crash and burn within the hour.

[Navel Lint]

Never make eye contact when eating a banana.

[khalifah]

When unrolling toilet paper, make sure it is always unraveling from the top.

[Navel Lint]

When unrolling toilet paper, make sure it is always unraveling from the top.

I assume you pee sitting down. Those are the only kind of men that place their TP on the holder like that.

[Wahnsinn]

Never volunteer yourself to be sprayed with PAVA.

[Cocoa_Butter]

Never make eye contact when eating a banana.

oops.... :O

[Navel Lint]

.......as a man.

[khalifah]

I assume you pee sitting down. Those are the only kind of men that place their TP on the holder like that.

negative,

Only after the worst fast-spicy chinese-food of the day.

[Cocoa_Butter]

negative,

Only after the worst fast-spicy chinese-food of the day.

Never eat fast-spicy chinese food on a date

[Shark with freaking laser]

Don't piss of the mods.

[Cocoa_Butter]

don't post naughty material on mp.net

[Cocoa_Butter]

Don't ask your single friends for relationship advice