Reply With QuotePlace your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
Pay............lolOriginally Posted by BAF
okay since you are a woman, what is the best thing a man can do to get in a womans pants? i want the quick and easy route
Or use a dog, or your niece. Any small child thats cute. Preferably a little girl.
Remember, break the seal around the ass, and pull from the feet.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
I was gonna say, don't put salt in Kool-Aid.
So your plan is to smile at men as they go into toilets? No wonder you're popular.
This plan almost came to fruition the other day until my friend realised that was the only reason I was wandering around the pub with her baby
If she is taking her baby to the pub, I think you may have been looking in the wrong direction for an easy lay. It was right there all along.
This plan almost came to fruition the other day until my friend realised that was the only reason I was wandering around the pub with her baby
Place rounds in nut-sack with brass to the grass.... Especially when your life depends on it.
Single guys and single girls can never be friends.....ever. And stop looking at her mammae. You are not getting any....
It was for a catch up during the day. The pub was full of respectable people.
People who operate the bog roll with the paper rolling under and not over are window lickers of the highest order, they most probably eat their own boogers and are highly likely to be the sorts of cretinous individuals that pull the wings off of flies.
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Something I've learned, but don't always apply : the wife is always right, so do as you're told.
Our toilet paper sits on the floor next to the toilet. We must be on a higher plane.
If you're in a drinking establishment and you see a pack of wild Sheilas herding in the corner listen to you hunter/predator instincts and go right up to them and attempt to take them all down.
First thing you do after saying "g'day!" to all of them is to focus like a laser in the ugliest/fattest in the herd.
Fight your base instincts to focus on the hottest in the herd because for the next 5 minutes you only have eyes for the "butter face" one.
This will cause the hot ones in the herd to have an involuntary reaction at your having created chaos in the female hierachy and natural selection itself and automatically attempt to reassert dominance by being involuntarily compelled to have *** with you outback behind the dumpster or give you her phone number.
Worst comes to worst you get to take "butter face" home because most guys are too chicken sh!t to even approach "the herd".
Warning! Do NOT under any circumstances attempt to do this with a pride of cougars.
Always make sure a lass is fully qualified in O levels ..
A lass that is you know the juice is worth the squeeze
Never pick your nose just after you've handled freshly chopped chilli.
Did it 10 minutes ago. Still hurts.
Don`t put your **** in ugly girl`s ******
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