Reply With QuoteI'm surprised Hollywood hasn't posted here yet...
When in doubt, rub one out.
I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't posted here yet...
Always watch the hands.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
If after your first 5 minutes at the table you can't find the mark, you're it.
When you drink don't drive; don't even putt. (Dean Martin)
Trust your instincts. If your gut feeling is that something is wrong/is about to go wrong, it probably is.
Act right, even online. You never know who you'll run into. Or afoul of.
Don't drink the water. Grab a beer instead.
Cats are better companions than dogs.
When things are going great, everyone's your mate.
When the sh!t hits the fan, you learn who your REAL mates are.
And no matter how much it might suck to know the truth.....it's better to know, than not know.
Watch where you stand otherwise your feet may take you across the Rubicon.
Becareful who you berate at work. Because the arse you kick today may be the arse you have to kiss tomorrow
The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a train coming the other way
Never ask for advice on the internet.
Utterly genius stuff, but it seems you know this from personal experienceOriginally Posted by Flagg
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* TALK TO HER. There never will be a 'right moment'. And you'll never know if you dont ask. And you dont want to live life wondering 'what if'
* Keep it real, always
* ALWAYS fight the urge to hate yourself, loathe yourself
* If she says she likes/loves you like a brother, move on. Its too late to salvage anything except by a miracle from the lord Himself. That or time
* Give people successful relationship advice in moderation only
* Despite their words to the contrary, young women love it when men get into fights/brawls
* Self-control instead of getting into a fight, while it wont win you the young womens, is still preferable. And (most) cougars recognize that.
* If you do get into a fight, finish it.
* While life may be busy, dont forget to shave. A neglect beard builds easily
Friends know about skeletons in your closet. Real friends will help you hide the body.
What do I do if I have to hide my best friends body? Im screeewwweeddd.
Yup. Cherish your friends, they are the brothers you never knew you wanted.
We're all a little weird, life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Do not waste your money to see Immortals.
1/10 - graphic fight scenes were good and that's it
Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.
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