Don't eat the yellow snow.
If you are selling or trading any type of gun, make sure that the person you are doing business with is not under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Do your best then no regrets later.
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
Its good to now and then do small rebellions against authority (freedalisms)
My preferred method is take a piss outside on a tree at night![]()
Don't divide by zero. We've still not figured out why it didn't work last time we tried.
When you've got a good thing going, think long and hard about what you're about to do.
A new one: Don't buy halal pepperoni pizza..The sausage tastes like chorizo gone bad.
Why would you buy anything halal in the first place, assuming you're not muslim?
Clogs has a fake beard on the nightstand.
Brings me to the next one:
Beards raise one's manliness factor threefold.