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    "Wise and Grumpy" Ban Stick Wielder of Death digrar's Avatar
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    Don't eat the yellow snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digrar View Post
    Don't eat the yellow snow.
    at least give the credit to Zappa

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    If you are selling or trading any type of gun, make sure that the person you are doing business with is not under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

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    Do your best then no regrets later.

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    The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tercio67 View Post
    The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
    and rarely does anyone listen to good advice anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemonium View Post
    at least give the credit to Zappa
    Unless you're Bear Grylls, then eat all the yellow snow you can handle.

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    Its good to now and then do small rebellions against authority (freedalisms)

    My preferred method is take a piss outside on a tree at night

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    Don't divide by zero. We've still not figured out why it didn't work last time we tried.

    When you've got a good thing going, think long and hard about what you're about to do.

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    A new one: Don't buy halal pepperoni pizza..The sausage tastes like chorizo gone bad.

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    Why would you buy anything halal in the first place, assuming you're not muslim?

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    Quote Originally Posted by b0sco View Post
    Why would you buy anything halal in the first place, assuming you're not muslim?
    All fastfood joints are halal here..Or at least, the ones still open at this time.

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    Clogs has a fake beard on the nightstand.
    Brings me to the next one:
    Beards raise one's manliness factor threefold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    All fastfood joints are halal here..Or at least, the ones still open at this time.
    That's so telling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSone View Post
    Clogs has a fake beard on the nightstand.
    Brings me to the next one:
    Beards raise one's manliness factor threefold.
    It's a real beard meng..

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