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    Default Proving you're gay to the Turkish army

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17474967

    Military service is mandatory for all Turkish men - they can only escape it if they are ill, disabled or **********. But proving **********ity is a humiliating ordeal.
    Interesting read. I can see both sides tbh. On the one hand demanding photos as evidence is quit invasive. On the other, if it's one of the only ways to draft doge, it's probably quite an attractive excuse to people who'd rather not serve.

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    ''They asked me if I had any photographs.'' Gokhan says, ''And I did.''

    He had gone prepared with explicit photographs of himself having *** with another man, having heard that it would be impossible to get out of military service without them.
    ''The face must be visible,'' says Gokhan. ''And the photos must show you as the passive partner.''
    I am thinking that the Turkish Army might just have a little sugar in them to ask to see this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shermbodius View Post
    I am thinking that the Turkish Army might just have a little sugar in them to ask to see this.
    hahaha true dat

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    All kinds of draft-objector myths about proving you are a ********** exist(ed) in Germany too. One was that they'd put you in a special all-gay company for a month and keep close watch to establish whether you were really gay, or not.

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    So Turkish army officially collects gay ****.

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    ''The face must be visible,'' says Gokhan. ''And the photos must show you as the passive partner.'
    Guess they're on a different standard over there as to what constitutes gay behavior...

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    i remember reading about this 3 or 4 years ago. so itīs nothing new i guess.
    what i do think is that it is retarded to ban **********s from serving for their country and giving some dovchebags who donīt want to serve an excuse for not doing so.
    also collecting gay p_oR_n is gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afterglow View Post
    So Turkish army officially collects gay ****.
    They are also probably the ones that make this..



    turkeys most watched and beloved sport.

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    Didn't the Czech use to watch if immigrants seeking asylum on grounds of se[*******#4b0082]x[/COLOR]ual discrimination would get a b[*******#4b0082]o[/COLOR]ner when shown gay po[*******#4b0082]r[/COLOR]n? What a weird, weird world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muck View Post
    Didn't the Czech use to watch if immigrants seeking asylum on grounds of se[*******#4b0082]x[/COLOR]ual discrimination would get a b[*******#4b0082]o[/COLOR]ner when shown gay po[*******#4b0082]r[/COLOR]n? What a weird, weird world.
    Weird but makes sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubick View Post
    They are also probably the ones that make this..

    turkeys most watched and beloved sport.
    Football actually, thats the most watched sport There are many ways to dodge military service, I don't know anybody that would be stupid enough to say they are gay to dodge it. They could even say "I'm a Jehova's Witness" and dodge their draft. Funny how we'll accept psychopaths, dudes who cut their arms and tattoo themselves but we don't take in **********s.

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    What's wrong with guys with tattoo's ?

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    Nothing. But dudes who tattoo themselves at home in Turkey aren't the mentally fit type.

    + You can't be in a combat unit if you have tattoo's in the Turkish Army, unless you are SOF and got the tattoo after you became SOF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wwjs View Post
    Weird but makes sense
    How does that make sense? What if you're only into power bottoming and they were showing you that 70's bear stuff? What then? I'm looking at you wwjs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [RNZE]Sapper View Post
    ...power bottoming ...70's bear stuff...
    What is that? Please, explain what you're talking aboot. English is not my first language so I'm having some difficulties understanding what you just wrote.

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