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    Quote Originally Posted by Laworkerbee View Post
    2nd and 3rd cousins should be open season, I argue about this with my grandmother all the time. I'm just waiting for her to pass on so I can make my move.

    2nd and 3rd are legal, case you're interested. Wouldn't want my grandma to see the video either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laworkerbee View Post
    2nd and 3rd cousins should be open season, I argue about this with my grandmother all the time.
    She probably already told your cousins that you are full of STDs, to prevent you from having any success.

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    LaWB's future kids are going to have big heads, Moe Howard haircuts, and IQs of 15.

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    If you guys knew what my cousins looked like we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Token White Guy View Post
    LaWB's future kids are going to have big heads, Moe Howard haircuts, and IQs of 15.
    So they will make their father proud.

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    Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laworkerbee View Post
    If you guys knew what my cousins looked like we wouldn't be having this conversation.
    They could be the hottest girls ever but there is still a higher chance of producing floor lickers. Bag it or pull out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Token White Guy View Post
    LaWB's future kids are going to have big heads, Moe Howard haircuts, and IQs of 15.
    But great hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCsxdgW_xqY
    Last edited by Beowulf; 05-04-2012 at 10:21 PM.

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    Mom is hot.
    Kid is surley f*cked up.
    For life.
    I'm going to jack off.
    Oh yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    Maybe she has a brain tumor that made her act like that. I saw it on SVU once....
    The only thing I've learned from SVU is "semen, semen everywhere". Or was that CSI? I'm confused now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Laworkerbee View Post
    If you guys knew what my cousins looked like we wouldn't be having this conversation.
    Well, it's like the saying goes: "God gave us cousins so we wouldn't have to bang our sisters."

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    The boy, who lives with his father who has sole custody
    She's gotta be a pretty horrible mom for for the courts to award custody to his father....

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    Quote Originally Posted by liberal cl View Post
    She's gotta be a pretty horrible mom for for the courts to award custody to his father....
    It's hard in California is it? He's 16 though not 6. He needs his dad more at that age.

    Especially considering...

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    Quote Originally Posted by liberal cl View Post
    She's gotta be a pretty horrible mom for for the courts to award custody to his father....
    The boy was quoted as saying She wasn't bad but he's had better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankBooth0 View Post
    The boy was quoted as saying She wasn't bad but he's had better.
    Nice. Kid's got moves!

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