An Evil Birthday Clown Stalks Your Child For A Fee

[Chairborne Ranger]

Attention parents: Just in case your children don't have anything to talk about in therapy, here's something you might want to consider:
Dominic Deville rents himself out as an "evil birthday clown" who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they're being watched and that they'll soon be attacked.

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Kind of fvcked up, but funny that's there's a market for this guy.

[welshmann]

yeah great,the pics scare the fk out me,god know what it would do to a kid.

[Quietscheentchen]

I hated clowns as a child, and i still hate them.
Them and mimes.

[Mu-Meson]

I hated clowns as a child, and i still hate them.
Them and mimes.

Report for racism. Just kidding.

[shermbodius]

Better report me as well. I can' stand them.

[Piirka]

"But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless."

Oh? And they love to wet their beds at night and not daring to go outside at all...

[Piirka]

Better report me as well. I can' stand them.

I'm with Qui and Sherm.
We had the most traumatizing clown of all at the time of my childhood in telly. Really depressing.

[armored_diplomacy]

I hated clowns as a child, and i still hate them.
Them and mimes.

Specially mimes. They´re sinister.

[Quietscheentchen]

Report for racism. Just kidding.

How do you get rid of you face paint after work, mr. mime? Huh? HUH??!?

[shermbodius]

The US had a serial killer who was a clown.

[Piirka]

Interesting...

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...wyers-say?lite

[Flagg]

Could be a good means to teach stranger danger.......also in the use of Lethal force application in public and on your own property for the under 12 age group.

"Kids, remember to aim for the fuzzy ball on Pennywise's chest......centre of mass..and don't stop shooting until you're through your 1st magazine or Pennywise stops squeeking his horn. Then go through your stoppage drill and put two in his head from a safe distance in case he's a zombie clown. Remember, if in doubt, assume zombification. Then the first thing you tell the cops is the clown offered me candy and tried to touch me."

Could be fun with paintball or simunition.....or even pellet guns if budget is tight.

[FlintHillBilly]

I personally don't like clowns.

Bozo was much more scarier than some pennywise clown.

I once saw a clown driving in a car through some rural backwords Oklahoma town. Once spotted I had to make a detour.

I wonder how many clowns are actually registered on the internet.............

[Piirka]

Would be funny if a mother hires him and forgetting to tell about it, the father curb-stomps him...

[wicked_hind]

I hated clowns as a child, and i still hate them.
Them and mimes.

I hope Pennywise gives you nightmares....