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    Default Dating stories and other tragedies

    What would your interpretation be on this...a friend is a dentist and has been divorced for about 9 years and got his clock cleaned by his ex-wife. For the past eight years he has been seeing this woman and they have dinner, but don't vacation together or go out on a regular basis, just when its time for a booty call. She is waiting for the hope for a relationship to get married and be taken care of. She doesn't have any hobbies and doesn't do much other than think about the possibility of a relationship and being taken care of, especially since he is 60 and she is 55. He goes all over the world on vacation with his friends, but doesn't take her.

    Is she delusional? It's a good thing for him......

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    I'm no good in these situations, but a turn of the phrase caught my eye...."got his clock cleaned"....BTDT

    When the dentist goes on vacation with his friends....are the friends mixed company? If mixed company but he doesn't invite her, I'd say there is not much more to that relationship. If it's all guys getting a "guy's out" thing on the world, the no invite may not mean much.

    I don't care to touch the "Is she delusional?" .... Long ago, my brain was toast on the finer aspects of the female of the specie.

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    Possible legendary status MP.net thread incoming...

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    Sounds like your friend need a new clock.

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    Your friend the dentist is a wise man.

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    She is delusional. Tell her to find a guy that actually gives a rat's.

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    If he cares for her at all, probably not.
    If he doesn't give a ****, then she's delusional.

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    She's just a booty call then, and not much else. Tell her this and when she is depressed take her out and have *** with her. When she asks why, tell her "It's still a booty call, but women never listen to a guys advice anyway" you then move on.

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    The difference is that women reject men before seks and men reject women after seks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JCR View Post
    The difference is that women reject men before seks and men reject women after seks.
    a statement certified by god himself

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    Quote Originally Posted by HK in AK View Post
    He goes all over the world on vacation with his friends, but doesn't take her.

    Is she delusional? It's a good thing for him......
    He's either a closet homo or just a 60-year old playah.

    But seriously, if she gives it up without vacations, why would he alter his awesome system?

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    Since this is a terrible date thread I'll share my.

    My first date was horrible. My friend and I went on a double date with two sisters. When they arrived at the restaurant they were hammered drunk. This might a good thing, right? Well, after we left the restaurant and arrived at a small gather, my date decided to throw up on her and my shoes.

    What an enchantress.
    Last edited by Token White Guy; 05-12-2012 at 01:54 PM.

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    It's quite awesome for your friend. I mean getting pussy on demand just like that.
    But it sucks (ba dum tss!) for the woman. She is really delusional.

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    Dating of any sort can't be a tragedy by definition. Troubles within the actual marriage can. MO ofcourse.

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    Good for him. If she really thinks they're going to have a relationship later on, she's probably delusional.

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