Who's giving the commencement address?
Snooki or Jena Jamison?
That was from last year lolz, trolling and antitrolling campaign Aziz vs Runet, Russia being Federation Obvious calling him fag, Aziz calling us a nation of prostitutes so on so forth, then he made this vid, like Stormy vs Team Russia here, stupid but fun. Pink blonde from Dnepropetrovsk got herself contract with Italian model agency btw, Silvio says hai.Originally Posted by Kit
Bit in F(u)inland it is not a trap! Age of 16 is the limit! Meat is rotten if there is hair growing in it..
You sound too much like the late (in internet sense of things, that is) 1911-A1.
Calling another nation's females hoowahs is always good natured fun.
Nothing makes a father prouder than seeing his little girl growing up to become a 1st class hooker.
In the house of Kate and her father.
K: Father, I must speak. I can be silent no longer. All day long you muttered to yourself, gibbered, dribbled, moaned and bat your head against the wall, yelling "I want to die". Now you may say I'm leaping to conclusions but you're not *completely* happy, are you? It's mother, isn't it?
F: No, it is not.
K: You're brooding over her death, aren't you?
F: Kate, for the final time, your mother is not dead. She's run off with your uncle Henry.
K: Dear father, I know you only say such things to comfort me.
F: Your mother is alive and well and living in Droitwich. It is not her I brood over. I'm sad because, my darling, our poverty has now reached such extremes that I can no longer afford to keep us. I must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage.
K: But father, surely...
F: Yes Kate, I want you to become a prostitute.
K: Father!
F: Do you defy me?
K: But indeed, I do. For it is better to die poor than to live in shame and ignominy.
F: No, it isn't.
K: I'm young and strong and clever. My nose is pretty. I shall find another way to earn us a living.
F: Oh, please... go on the game. It is a steady job and you'd be working from home.
K: Goodbye father. I shall go to London, disguise my self as a boy and seek my fortune!
F: But why go all the way to London when you can make a fortune lying on your back?
That's easy... one is a first rate actress () who made millions teasing men, started her own company and sold a best seller book, while the other one is famous for being Snooki!
No!!!
So it's almost Russia
Damn. I would.
Bulgarian Pop music....
The previous one i can tolerate but this one..... i was WTF.
^^^ She's pretty manly.
Some people like that.
""""Some"""".
Yeah.
But she should remove the facial hair asap.
So I am getting my wife from Bulgaria.
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