Eurovision 2012

[Murus]

And now we know why there arent any homo******s in Iran. They were exported to Norway.

My question would be: where are the tall blong nordic vikings gone?

[Breakfast in Vegas]

My question would be: where are the tall blong nordic vikings gone?

Blong? Get your mind out of the gutter Mur!

And is Azerbaijan wearing a bird?

[Murus]

Blong? Get your mind out of the gutter Mur!

And is Azerbaijan wearing a bird?

Look in 3 days I am in Stockholm, it is a very important question. and I wanted to write blond.

[NovocastrianUK]

Haha...Bagpipes?! Oh God its getting worse XD

[Corrupt]

Remember to drink at all the following events. There are more, but these are the important ones.

• The Host and Hostess try and fail to be funny
• The Host and Hostess sing
• Politically-related metaphor (e.g. breaking out of chains, shedding a black cloak to reveal white clothes)
• Lyrics are literally demonstrated in the performance
• Act steals ideas from Eurovision acts from previous years
• Use of props (e.g. candles, ribbons, dummies, mobile phones)
• Use of pyrotechnics or lasers; if they go wrong: chug
• Retro/out-of-date clothing and hairstyles
• Bad dress-sense; if utterly offensive: slurp
• Experimental make-up
• Indecently revealing or figure-hugging costumes: slurp
• Overt displays of cleavage
• Sunglasses
• Moustache(s); if female with moustache: chug
• Main singer is grossly overweight
• Host/Hostess have to hurry a voter for wasting time with pointless wittering
• The Commentator's predictions come true (one sip each)
• The Commentator is genuinely surprised by a decision
• Bad acts receive high (8+) points due to attractiveness of lead singer
• The Commentator makes a snide comment about regional voting (see below for the usual offenders). Bonus sips for any of the following phrases:
  
  • block voting
  • mutual voting society
  • still getting used to democracy
  • vote for your neighbour contest
  
  
• There's a discussion why Israel is involved

[Breakfast in Vegas]

Finally! Romania gets Eurovision right!

[Breakfast in Vegas]

Corrupt, you are my hero. )

[Stormz_STA]

Goddamn, we can't see Eurovision live in Poland. I'm so sad now

[Lov3ll]

Denmark stuck in the 80s?

[Breakfast in Vegas]

Honestly Denmark. You should have known better.

[KoTeMoRe]

Goddamn, we can't see Eurovision live in Poland. I'm so sad now

You get to host the Euro, stop whining.

[Breakfast in Vegas]

Greece. Bend over.

[NovocastrianUK]

This is the bookies favourite?....oh dear Sweden, looked like Claudia Winkleman having a seizure while trying to dance like Kate Bush.

Haha Turkey...Borat approved!

[Murus]

Sweden was terrible, still Italy is the 1.

[Breakfast in Vegas]

LOL Turkey. Apparently the cape is the accessory of the season.