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    Default Naked Man Ties Himself To Tree, Hoping For Random ***

    Man ties himself to tree, puts on a blindfold, exposes genitals and waits for some anonymous ***.What does a guy have to do to get some anonymous ***these days?
    Last week, Ramsey, Minn. police say, Alan Petrusson tied himself to a tree, put a blindfold on, exposed his genitals and waited for anonymous *** near a public park, according to CBS Minnesota.
    "It's the weirdest thing I've heard of out there," Ramsey Police Chief James Way told The Huffington Post. "We have had reports of ****** activity out there though."
    http://www.yourtango.com/2012152604/...-anonymous-***

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    Looks for action; gets genitals nibbled on by diseased squirrels.

    Hoping Kap walks by; beaten by a group of angry Somalis.

    Waiting for secks; peenis is frostbitten.

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    I would certainly not feel safe having my peewee exposed while I'm tied to a tree.

    I guess this bloke watched Ali-G flick and that famous scene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Token White Guy View Post
    Looks for action; gets genitals nibbled on by diseased squirrels.

    Hoping Kap walks by; beaten by a group of angry Somalis.

    Waiting for secks; peenis is frostbitten.
    That's a man committed to his dream.

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    BTDT. Rarely works.

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    He should've have greased his **** with peanut butter, at least he'd get a blowjob from a dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOrangeMan View Post
    He should've have greased his **** with peanut butter, at least he'd get a blowjob from a dog.
    Never use crunchy. ... So i hear...

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    If it were Kinney he'd be facing the tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breakfast in Vegas View Post
    BTDT. Rarely works.
    Could you be more specific.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Policía Loco View Post
    If it were Kinney he'd be facing the tree.
    Nah, I'm sure he's the sort who likes to look into his lover's eyes.

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    awww christ what a cunt

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    Sounds like the beginning of a new Ole and Lena joke, doncha know?

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    WTF? This guy is desperate for attention. Get this guy a Hustler. Desperate manbitches love Hustler

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    Reality disconnect.............?

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    BTDT. Rarely works.
    Rarely implies that is has worked at least once

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