Reply With QuoteLooks for action; gets genitals nibbled on by diseased squirrels.
Hoping Kap walks by; beaten by a group of angry Somalis.
Waiting for secks; peenis is frostbitten.
***** Man Ties Himself To Tree, Hoping For Random ***
http://www.yourtango.com/2012152604/...-anonymous-***Man ties himself to tree, puts on a blindfold, exposes genitals and waits for some anonymous ***.What does a guy have to do to get some anonymous ***these days?
Last week, Ramsey, Minn. police say, Alan Petrusson tied himself to a tree, put a blindfold on, exposed his genitals and waited for anonymous *** near a public park, according to CBS Minnesota.
"It's the weirdest thing I've heard of out there," Ramsey Police Chief James Way told The Huffington Post. "We have had reports of ****** activity out there though."
Looks for action; gets genitals nibbled on by diseased squirrels.
Hoping Kap walks by; beaten by a group of angry Somalis.
Waiting for secks; peenis is frostbitten.
I would certainly not feel safe having my peewee exposed while I'm tied to a tree.
I guess this bloke watched Ali-G flick and that famous scene.
That's a man committed to his dream.Originally Posted by Token White Guy
BTDT. Rarely works.
He should've have greased his **** with peanut butter, at least he'd get a blowjob from a dog.
Never use crunchy. ... So i hear...
If it were Kinney he'd be facing the tree.
Could you be more specific.
Nah, I'm sure he's the sort who likes to look into his lover's eyes.
awww christ what a cunt
Sounds like the beginning of a new Ole and Lena joke, doncha know?
WTF? This guy is desperate for attention. Get this guy a Hustler. Desperate manbitches love Hustler
Reality disconnect.............?
Rarely implies that is has worked at least onceBTDT. Rarely works.
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