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  1. 05-31-2012 #16
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    "Bonaparte must be turning in his grave."


    He was a short fellow, so probably has the room to manoeuvre
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    Quote Originally Posted by IconOfEvi View Post
    Seems the Valois won the Hundred Years War after all...maybe instead of Londonistan, it will be Londres?



    My former fellow British people! This is unacceptable! Show the frogmen the Plantagents won the war!
    By the time the Plantagents stopped killing themselves and Henry VII came to the throne only Calais was left in English hands.

    Considering when Henry II came to the thrown England ruled more of France then France did I would say the English got their ****ing arses kicked by those good for nothing cheese eating surrender monkeys dont you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violet Fashion by Mindy View Post
    those good for nothing cheese eating surrender monkeys
    Stated by a Frenchman so quoted for truth - Merci beaucoup mon ami
    Last edited by Arfah; 05-31-2012 at 11:25 AM. Reason: c'est la guerre
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    England..........Been ruled by the French, Scottish, Welsh and Germans for 946 years......................
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    It's a new Norman invasion!

    The British monarchy cannot claim the French crown anymore because they are not Catholic.
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    Let the French have London. Bring the Royals to the US and rule it for awhile.
    Obviously us yanks can't pull it off as of late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xaito View Post
    Bonaparte must be turning in his grave.
    Why? He wanted to invade Britain himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atlantic Friend View Post
    Why? He wanted to invade Britain himself.
    He heard about the tastey fish and chips.
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    Crap food, bad teeth, ugly girls, get out frenchmen !
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    Quote Originally Posted by shermbodius View Post
    He heard about the tastey fish and chips.
    And boiled beef. Not to mention some nice kidneys for breakfast.

    But I must confess fish and chips have always exerted some kind of dark fascination on me since I first was told about it by my English teacher, practically during my first English class. Ah, to be 10 again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by shermbodius View Post
    Let the French have London. Bring the Royals to the US and rule it for awhile.
    Obviously us yanks can't pull it off as of late.

    Finally our judges will look less like bums and more like proper officiates with their powder wigs and elegant robes.

    They can bring their breakfast with them also, multiple types of meats, cooked blood, eggs, beans? Hell yeah, I want that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danielc View Post
    The British monarchy cannot claim the French crown anymore because they are not Catholic.
    Neither are we. They can't claim the French crown anymore because they drink room-temperature beer, something that's a lot harder for us to overcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atlantic Friend View Post
    Neither are we. They can't claim the French crown anymore because they drink room-temperature beer, something that's a lot harder for us to overcome.
    Maybe not practicing Catholics, but the majority of true French people, not the recent imports from Africa, are all Christians, and mostly Catholic.
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    Soulman; "Crap food, bad teeth, ugly girls"


    What's Hicksville USA got to do with this thread ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arfah View Post
    Soulman; "Crap food, bad teeth, ugly girls"


    What's Hicksville USA got to do with this thread ?
    Slow down there! I see what your doing.
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