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    Default Man claims to be Navy SEAL with psychic abilities

    Bill Brockbrader claims to be a former member of Navy SEAL Team 9, a group of commandos with psychic abilities. If you’ve never heard of SEAL Team 9, there is a reason. And on dozens of web chats, blogs and Internet radio shows, he explains it all.If you do all of your research, you find out Seal Team 9 doesn’t exist.
    He says he was trained, in secret, alongside an actual Navy SEAL class, with all his records either classified or destroyed by the government.
    But it’s not classified. There are no secret SEALS. The names of every man who graduated SEAL training is a public record, and the Navy Special Warfare confirms Brackbrader’s name was never on that list.

    http://wtkr.com/2012/05/31/newschann...hic-abilities/

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    9 is an upside down 6, hence it's super secret.

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    He's the SEAL who stares at Goats.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by LineDoggie View Post
    He's the SEAL who stares at Goats.....
    B*tch please, he's the SEAL who stares at Tomahawk missiles!

    Brockbrader, who also goes by the name Bill Wood, says he got into trouble with the Navy for intentionally diverting a Tomahawk missile that was going to blow up Iraqi children.

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    Of cause it's not on the public record. It just adds validity to his story.

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    Every time I go into the kitchen, I can sense whether or not there is food being prepared. It this psychic ability I've had for years. Any recruiters here? I want to join Team 9................

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    Quote Originally Posted by LineDoggie View Post
    He's the SEAL who stares at Goats.....
    He stares at...seals...

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    My sixth sense tells me it's not true...

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    "Batsh*t crazy if you ask me"

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    This isnt a funny matter.We have a *** offender defaming actual military personel.I hope former Senior Chief Shipley rips him a new one.

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    Reporter: Let me see your SEAL identification.
    Psychic SEAL: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see my SEAL identification.
    Reporter: I don't need to see your identification.
    Psychic SEAL: [with a small wave of the hand] These aren't the SEALs you're looking for.
    Reporter: These aren't the SEALs we're looking for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LineDoggie View Post
    He's the SEAL who stares at Goats.....
    SEAL who stares at dolphins...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruntcap View Post
    This isnt a funny matter.We have a *** offender defaming actual military personel.
    I'm going to guess, based on this and other posts of yours, that you are a young USMC grunt, perhaps recently discharged. When you get a little bit older you'll stop caring so much about fake veterans and a lot of other stuff that seems really important now. Sure, fake veterans are pieces of sh*t, but that doesn't detract from your service or mine. At the end of the day, you and I know that we are legit. A fake vet always knows that he's a lying POS.

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    Crazy.....I read through the link....looks like he got in trouble with the US Navy for diverting a Tomahawk missile aimed at kids...what a hero.

    After the BBC's recent goof:

    http://www.geek.com/articles/games/b...logo-20120530/

    ..maybe we should send this muppet a United Nations Space Command letter saying he's been drafted for service as a psychic SEAL astronaut ninjer.

    And if he responds with interest we then figure out how to stuff him in a rocket and shoot him straight into the sun.

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