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  1. 06-09-2012 #1
    ASHISH67
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    Talking Somali Islamists offer 10 camels as bounty for Obama

    The United States offers millions for information leading to the capture of the world's most wanted terrorists.

    A Somali militant group has purportedly countered with an offer of camels for U.S. officials.

    Al-Shabaab has placed a bounty of 10 camels for President Barack Obama and two camels for information on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
    "Whoever brings the mujahidin information about the whereabouts of infidel Obama and the lady of Bill Clinton, the woman named Hillary Clinton, I will give a reward," the man said.
    http://edition.cnn.com/2012/06/09/wo...ies/index.html
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    Sold!
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    Hmm... money or camels.... money or camels... I'll go with the money because then I can buy more camels.
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    Ah, the urge is strong. This would complete my camel collection I've been working on for over a decade. Hmm...
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    I know where they are.. the white house. Can i have my camels now?
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    Wikipedia must be like a huge wikileaks for them
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    The question is - are they virgins?
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    Animal, or the cigarettes?
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    They offered camels for U.S. officials? It's just... Why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrupt View Post
    Animal, or the cigarettes?
    Which do you prefer?
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    This is tempting...
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=obama%27s+schedule
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arnie100 View Post
    Which do you prefer?
    For half a pack of Lucky Strikes I'll let slip that Obama spends a some of his time at the White House.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arnie100 View Post
    Which do you prefer?
    Educated guess; Corrupt will take half and half. Some quality time with a pack of camels and a zig afterwards...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrupt View Post
    For half a pack of Lucky Strikes I'll let slip that Obama spends a some of his time at the White House.
    You're a tough negotiator...you could also mention Camp David for a full pack.
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    what's the exchange rate for camels in goats?
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