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Thread: Hidden vitamin found in BEER and MILK can make you stronger, slimmer and healthier

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    Arrow Hidden vitamin found in BEER and MILK can make you stronger, slimmer and healthier


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    Too bad rest of the molecules in beer and milk disagree. (at least for the slimming part)

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    hidden fats in beer and milk can make you a pumpkin.....i lost weight rapidly after shunning milk,oily foods & cold drinks.

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    Scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1.) Gained weight.
    2.) Talked excessively without making sense.
    3.) Became overly emotional.
    4.) Couldn’t drive.
    5.) Failed to think rationally.
    6.) Argued over nothing.
    7.) Had to sit down while urinating.
    8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

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    Tercio:... But I do not drink beer or milk.

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    I don't drink beer either, but do drink milk. Could it be the milk that keeps me from setting a new speed record on the Nordschleife?

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    I drink milk daily and beer often enough. It's all good if you don't go retardedly overboard with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dolumberist View Post
    I drink milk daily and beer often enough. It's all good if you don't go retardedly overboard with it.
    Indeed, however sometimes it is necessary to go overload. Once in a while.

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    The Romans didn't drink beer or milk, the peoples North of the Limes did. Rome fell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dolumberist View Post
    I drink milk daily and beer often enough. It's all good if you don't go retardedly overboard with it.
    I kept a high milk intake even after stopping working out. A decision I regret to this day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinblade View Post
    I kept a high milk intake even after stopping working out. A decision I regret to this day.
    That's how simple it is. Silly fatty.

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    Note how it even say's milk when most is now semi skimmed not even full fat ...to appease the weirdo brigade

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinblade View Post
    Too bad rest of the molecules in beer and milk disagree. (at least for the slimming part)
    That's almost word for word what Jeremy Clarksons said in his saturday column.

    His influence spreads

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    No wonder we Belgians are so smart and good looking

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    I am down with this report.....DOWN I tell ya......I just haven't achieved the end results. But, I'll keep trying.

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