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    Default Man with 100-pound scrotum

    Okay, I cannot think of any words to describe this story, but the guy is just...insane.

    Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS offers to perform $1 million corrective surgery for free because his giant organ has made him famous


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1yIRuMwOh

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    I wish I had not clicked on the link. I wish I had not given this story an opportunity to deposit in my mind.

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    How the fvck does he even manage to walk???

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    I refuse to click on the link! I refuse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universal_Soldier View Post
    I refuse to click on the link! I refuse!
    Yeah...don't do it. I did it and I really regret it. Just another element to my particularly royally sh1tty day...

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    Clearly there are words for the story when you consider that there actually is a story.

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    No disgust. Just pity.

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    I saw him on a episode of Tosh.0

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    What the............ I didn't even know it was physically possible.

    This kinda reminds me of the episode from South Park.

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    balls so hard, mother****ers wanna pay for ma' operation

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    He's got balls.

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    he must wear a hooded sweatshirt on his legs when he's out of public to contain his enormous scrotum.
    his ***** is buried so deeply in the abnormal growth that he is forced to urinate on himself.
    .............. ffs

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    No sympathy from me when he dies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Lob View Post
    He's got balls.
    Not enough to have the surgery...

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    Mr Warren says he contracted it somehow when he hit his ******** with his own leg while turning in bed one morning.
    Riiiigggghhhtttttt. Your leg must be a parasite then? I can in someways, understand his reluctance on the risks involved with the surgery. But if you are pissing yourself and your dcik is so far buried under all the tissue, your'e not using it anyway. Think I would rather take the risks!

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