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    Why do you have *** with sheep?

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    Are NZ chicks easy? Good lookin?
    Don't know. No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T3ngu View Post
    Why do you have *** with sheep?



    Don't know. No.
    The answer to the first line lies within the second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinblade View Post
    How many drinks before the sheep start looking comely ?
    The upper caste sheep or the lower caste sheep?

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    What would New Zealanders prefer? The NZ government discovering an entirely new clean energy source guaranteeing New Zealand's place at the top of the world hierarchy for ever or beating Australia in the next cricket world cup final?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz View Post
    What would New Zealanders prefer? The NZ government discovering an entirely new clean energy source guaranteeing New Zealand's place at the top of the world hierarchy for ever or beating Australia in the next cricket world cup final?
    Definitely the later, as New Zealand is already top of the world hierarchy. We are so confident in our position that we don't even need nuclear technology to guarantee it.

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    My sister is a 1st year student of massey ,north campus.......can anyone tell me why she chose to study in such far flung country instead of studying in USA,UK ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrYsIs View Post
    My sister is a 1st year student of massey ,north campus.......can anyone tell me why she chose to study in such far flung country instead of studying in USA,UK ??
    Because NZ is the new black or All Black if you talk about rugby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pocoloco View Post
    Because NZ is the new black or All Black if you talk about rugby.
    Same reason so many Indians move to NZ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinblade View Post
    How many drinks before the sheep start looking comely ?
    And is it difficult to get the sheep to drink that many?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ngati Tumatauenga View Post
    Same reason so many Indians move to NZ.
    Australians are turds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ngati Tumatauenga View Post
    The upper caste sheep or the lower caste sheep?
    ....the ones with low self esteem.

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    Why NZ is spared all the venomous critters and others dropbears/salties/puching roos so common in the nextdoor brother country ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinblade View Post
    ....the ones with low self esteem.
    Lower caste or Dalits as they're known here.

    You wont see them, they're to busy cleaning the communal toilets with their bare hands.

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    What is the most scenic route to drive on in New Zealand (as a tourist) ?

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    Can you recommend some good books that look at history of the New Zealand Army (from WW1 (and before) to the present (Afghanistan)?

    I've heard the Kiwis sacrificed and suffered an awful lot in WW1 - but it's not widely known outside NZ.

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