Fear not: Emergency agencies train for zombie apocalypse

[JUNKHO]

While the CDC keeps nervously

assuring the country

zombies don't exist, the emergency agencies of Bangor, Maine, are

officially training

for a zombie apocalypse. Bangor, which coincidentally is home to Stephen King, could possibly be letting its morbid imagination run wild. Or maybe this is just a fun simulation that allows first responders to brush up on their basics in dealing with potentially pandemic outbreaks (such as SARS or H1N1) while mingling with role-playing actors gussied up in fake blood. Or, you know, maybe it's time we all took a hint from the headlines and started putting together our zombie-proof snow-plow-***-school-bus rigs and practicing our head shots. Better safe than sorry.

http://now.msn.com/living/0622-maine-zombies.aspx


I can't find the notice of there being a shortage of canned corn, but we all know about how hard it is to get the right ammo these days.

[IconOfEvi]

I have trained from young age to fight the worst zombies (Doom zombies)...fast, intelligent, able to open doors and use guns

Can Bangor, Maine prepare for what is to come from Phobos, Deimos, and Hell itself?

[Lugiahua]

http://now.msn.com/living/0622-maine-zombies.aspx
I can't find the notice of there being a shortage of canned corn, but we all know about how hard it is to get the right ammo these days.

depends on the type I'd say. Against Dawn of Dead you only need .22.

[Arnie100]

depends on the type I'd say. Against Dawn of Dead you only need .22.

What about the fvckers that can run?

[my name again]

What about the fvckers that can run?

good running shoes.

[Ulytau]

good running shoes.

or a ''friend'' running slower than you.

[Lugiahua]

or a ''friend'' running slower than you.

or shoot your "friend" at the knee.

[Indianatheart]

Pathetic - this phobia of zombies is getting too much - should have their heads opened and examined...

[armored_diplomacy]

Pathetic - this phobia of zombies is getting too much - should have their heads opened and examined...

for what, for an easier access to their brains ?
You wish so, Zombie lover.

[my name again]

or a ''friend'' running slower than you.

Thats why you should hang out with at least one fat person.

[Dufus old hag]

It's probably nothing.

[dolumberist]

It's probably nothing.

You're wrong. I think like-minded zombie enthusiasts should all gather and stay safe in a cellar somewhere and never come out.

[kutter]

What about the fvckers that can run?

There's no such thing as running zombies. That's only in the movies.

[Ohtar1985]

There's no such thing as running zombies. That's only in the movies.

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[comet]

There's no such thing as running zombies. That's only in the movies.

LOL. Seriously I really think we need a dedicated thread for zombie preparedness.