I've found my new messiah, and her name is Jannet.
I came to this conclusion while reading this suspended upside-down from a pull-up bar in a dark room with a strobe light in the background, all the while continuously listening to "White Rabbit". My understanding was further enhanced by exceeding my psychiatrist's recommended dose of anti-psychotics by 300%, and an absence of sleep for the last 72 hours.
If you all were to repeat what I have done you would see truth where truth is. Otherwise you are all lost to the deceptive beast that is the U.S. Government, if not feel free to be blind to reality. Jannet has shown what the world really is, it is not a conspiracy if intelligent minds under reasonable conditions come to the same conclusion.
Dude.....get a beer and a hooker or something.....