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    INTERNATIONAL ASSASINATORS AND WORLD SECURITY ORGANISATIONS
    Omg !! Do you get to wear a hood, jump from roof to roof and have hidden blades on you ?
    Last edited by TG211; 06-29-2012 at 04:44 AM.

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    Of course they have hidden blades. Did you not read how you would be snipped if you didn't pay up...

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    wouldnt that spam email would be considered a threath or extortion?

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    David C. LeeINSPECTION UNIT
    JFK International Airport New York


    Hi!

    I am David Carl Lee, Chief Inspection Agent- United Nations Inspection Unit at John F. Kennedy International airport, New York- working hand in hand with Department of Homeland Security and U.S Customs and Border Protection.

    During our investigation, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London, UK and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a metal trunk box weighing approximately 25kg each.

    The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the shipping agent and also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.

    On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain about $3Million to $4Million each and the consignment is still left in the storage house till today. The consignment are two metal boxes with weight of about 25kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 cm). Effective capacity: 110 LBS.). Approximately, the details of the consignment including your name and address, the official document from United Nation office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes.

    Provide your name, phone number and full home address, to cross check if it corresponds with the name and address on the consignment including the name of nearest airport around your city and other details. You can send the required details to me by email for onward delivery. All communication must be held extremely confidential.

    I can get everything concluded within 5-6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery if you assure me of sharing the content 50%/50% with you on my arrival to your house.

    I want us to transact this business with you and share the money, since the shipper has abandoned it and disappeared.

    I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this airport to your address by myself. But I will share it 50%/50% with you.

    Send me all the requested information to my email. dclee80@usa.com

    David C. Lee
    INSPECTION UNIT
    J.F Kennedy International Airport, New York
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    They are Internet Mafia...

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    I have a hard time believing anyone would fall for this, but if they do, they should be a candidate for chemical castration and taken out of the gene pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lt-Col A. Tack View Post
    I'm hoping I have nothing to fear. I have the greatest respect for the institutions of our goverment, including the fbi and efcc. Surely ROBERT MUELLER would not give me false assurances.
    Did ROBERT MUELLER happen to email you with that offer on official ALL CAPS day? He sure is a nice guy to let you off for only $98, but when you go to the bank to pick up that check for 10.5 million bucks, don't forget your old buddy Commanding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g-awzt View Post
    are you sure eric holder didn't send this email?
    lolollloooo!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orocairion View Post
    I have a hard time believing anyone would fall for this, but if they do, they should be a candidate for chemical castration and taken out of the gene pool.
    Actually already happened.. there are a number of suicides documented of people who fell for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orocairion View Post
    I have a hard time believing anyone would fall for this, but if they do, they should be a candidate for chemical castration and taken out of the gene pool.
    Nigerian scams are hyper-efficient idiot finders

    By Simon Sharwood, APAC Editor
    Posted in Security, 21st June 2012 04:39 GMT

    The bigger the lie, the bigger the pile of cash scammers scoop, says MSFT boffin


    A Microsoft researcher, Cormac Herley, has penned a paper titled “Why do Nigerian Scammers Say They are from Nigeria?” (PDF), and concludes the whoppers the scam includes are actually a very efficient way of finding likely targets.

    Herley's analysis suggests the scam works because it quickly passes BS-detection thresholds in most readers, but those stupid enough to fall for the scam self-select by responding.

    More: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/06...msft_research/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lt-Col A. Tack View Post
    Interesting, thanks.
    I did not think of it that way.. and it actually makes it a smart strategy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Reader View Post
    Interesting, thanks.
    I did not think of it that way.. and it actually makes it a smart strategy.
    You're very welcome, sir.

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