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Thread: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to divorce

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    That's too sad. After all the things he did for her... eating her placenta and whatnot.

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    The whole couch jumping thing really puts the whole affair in perspective. From joy to divorce within 5 years. Guess that's a Hollyweird average.

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    "Ba dop a da, da dat da da, da dat da da....Hiiiiiiii way tooooooo the danger zone......daaaaaanger zone" Archer

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    I told you, my old CO was in the movie. He used to make us play the soundtrack in the hallways for sound masking. It got really old. We had complaints....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    I can see a joint statement from Cruise and Travolta saying something like"It's not ghay, it's Scientology".
    Haaa haa....that is some funny stuff. I think Travolta is more ghay than Cruise, Travolta just creeps me out. kind of a Janet Reno with male tackle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanding View Post
    Haaa haa....that is some funny stuff. I think Travolta is more ghay than Cruise, Travolta just creeps me out. kind of a Janet Reno with male tackle.
    As far as you know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    As far as you know....
    true, Janet Reno might have male tackle too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    I shall celebrate by oiling up and playing a rousing game of beach volleyball with Oxley...

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    I'm shocked when I first read it, but ... after reading how she thinks scientology members are just a bunch of freaks ... puts things into perspective. Much empathy.

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    so sad.......

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    Loved his work in Jerry Maguire and Judgment Night though.

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    I love the Family Guy version,

    "I'm in love with Katie Holmes, I'm in love with Katie Holmes, I'm not Gay, go see my new movie!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    I shall celebrate by oiling up and playing a rousing game of monkey spank while looking at pictures of Mimi Rogers and her tig ol bitties.
    Sounds like a plan.

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    So she finally found out he had been in a few good men.

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