Intimate moments

[Lazy Lob]

I was brushing my teeth this evening whilst being observed by the resident heckler. She said that men's arses are unattractive coz they lack fat. I called her a rug-muncher.

Is this the beginning of the end or the start of a bright new future?

[JCR]

That, sir, is a question that begs to be answered.

[Stormz_STA]

I called her a rug-muncher.

I like rug-munchers.

Carry on.

[Lazy Lob]

I like rug-munchers.

Carry on.

You're not even Polish.

[Stormz_STA]

You're not even Polish.

I'd polish her rug.

w000t???!?!?!

[JCR]

I like rug-munchers.

Carry on.

Have you ever seen the british subspecies?

[gresh]

I'd polish her rug.

w000t???!?!?!

hahaha. Burnnnnn

[Stormz_STA]

Have you ever seen the british subspecies?

Yes but I don't mind that they are cross-eyed, fat and smelly. I like 'em all.

[JCR]

Yes but I don't mind that they are cross-eyed, fat and smelly. I like 'em all.

Now I know what you meant with "working hard"

[California Joe]

Do squats...

[Lazy Lob]

Have you ever seen the british subspecies?

The resident heckler is not from this beautiful isle. Mong

[JCR]

The resident heckler is not from this beautiful isle. Mong

I guess she integrated pretty well then. Is she polish btw?

[Stormz_STA]

I guess she integrated pretty well then. Is she polish btw?

No Polish woman would ever be with Lazy Lob.

[Lazy Lob]

Do squats...

Tea bagging you mean?

[Lazy Lob]

No Polish woman would ever be with Lazy Lob.

I feed you my sweet macadamias and you swoon. Beotch